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    Net Humor - Pilot/Tower Conversations

    "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' "
    Ronald Reagan

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    lmao, lol funny post
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    Great!! :lol:
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    was flying around northern PHX one day, bored as usual. for ****s and giggle we pulled the "i'm effing bored" line, bunch of crews on the freq had a good chuckle, though ATC didn't really answer the way we wanted.
    it is mathematically impossible for either hummingbirds, or helicopters to fly. fortunately, neither are aware of this.

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    Matt, you are soo soo last ten years ago. Today I was pulling a deep southern drawl all day long. That got a few confused sounding rodgers from pilots.
    Southwest Airlines-"Once it pop's it's time to stop" Southwest Airlines-"Our Shamu's are almost real" Southwest Airlines -"We blow our top real easy" Southwest Airlines- "You can't top us..... really"

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    Quote Originally Posted by hiss srq
    Today I was pulling a deep southern drawl all day long.
    Oh c'mon, NO ONE wants to hear your Hillary Clinton impersonation!
    nwa FOREVER!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nwafan20
    Quote Originally Posted by hiss srq
    Matt, you are soo soo last ten years ago.
    Oh c'mon, NO ONE wants to hear your Hillary Clinton impersonation!

    HAHAHAHA!! wow, that's great.

    sorry spellman
    it is mathematically impossible for either hummingbirds, or helicopters to fly. fortunately, neither are aware of this.

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    That is not what she said about you Matt.
    Southwest Airlines-"Once it pop's it's time to stop" Southwest Airlines-"Our Shamu's are almost real" Southwest Airlines -"We blow our top real easy" Southwest Airlines- "You can't top us..... really"

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    Quote Originally Posted by cancidas
    Quote Originally Posted by nwafan20
    Quote Originally Posted by hiss srq
    Matt, you are soo soo last ten years ago.
    Oh c'mon, NO ONE wants to hear your Hillary Clinton impersonation!

    HAHAHAHA!! wow, that's great.

    sorry spellman

    It would be even more funny if I actually quoted the right part! :lol: Didn't notice that till now, but its fixed.
    nwa FOREVER!

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    You might get some :lol: :x :?:
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