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    Hot sex treats common cold - 12/10/2004 12:34

    Majority of people consider even minor throat irritation or mild fever as a good-enough excuse to isolate themselves from their loved ones.

    That is understandable, of course. Up until recently, this was regarded as a logical move. Not so long ago, however, scientists were able to prove just the opposite: it is better to be sick together. This obviously does not mean that one should purposely sneeze at his/her partner. In this case, the effect will be minimal. It is important to battle the disease. And as for microbes, hot passionate kisses and good sex is something they fear the most – concluded Manfred Schedlovski, a Swiss researcher from Zurich.

    In the course of his lengthy neuroimmunological experiments, the scientist arrived at the conclusion that sexual intercourse has a positive effect not only on the overall physical condition of both partners but also on their immune systems. Phagocytes are to be praised for the marvel. Phagocytes are cells that help the body rid itself of various ailments. This is how they work: once they locate an alien body, they penetrate it and trigger self-destruction.

    During sexual intercourse, number of phagocytes tends to increase significantly; oftentimes, number of these cells almost doubles after orgasm. This in turn enables these cells to detect and destroy antibodies more quickly.

    Shcedlovski's research results have already found support among his colleagues. Immunologist Peter Schleicher also shares the initial hypothesis of his colleague from Zurich. “Not only does sex heal our organism; it also sustains its immune system,” stated Peter Schleicher in his interview to Bild am Sonntag.
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    doesnt work for tommy, he still gets sick :twisted:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex T
    doesnt work for tommy, he still gets sick :twisted:
    That's probably because you're the one he's having sex with! :shock:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex T
    doesnt work for tommy, he still gets sick :twisted:
    Ass number 1 (btw who has the sore throat and who doesn't?)

    Quote Originally Posted by Futterman
    That's probably because you're the one he's having sex with!
    Ass number 2, just wait til Sat, I might take wrong turn near he Meadowlands, :twisted:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex T
    doesnt work for tommy, he still gets sick :twisted:
    Having sex by yourself does not count, it takes two.... :lol:
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    [quote="T-Bird76
    Ass number 2, just wait til Sat, I might take wrong turn near he Meadowlands, :twisted:[/quote]

    Ass #2 & wrong turn, that is just nasty!
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    [quote=Midnight Mike]
    Quote Originally Posted by "T-Bird76
    Ass number 2, just wait til Sat, I might take wrong turn near he Meadowlands, :twisted:[/quote

    Ass #2 & wrong turn, that is just nasty!
    Mike shouldn't you be scheduling some Russians in the 717 sim or something????? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Futterman
    That's probably because you're the one he's having sex with! :shock:
    All right, who told.

    Futterman---you keep forgetting about the webcam sessions you have online.... :twisted:


    Quote Originally Posted by T-Bird76
    Ass number 1 (btw who has the sore throat and who doesn't?)
    I have the sore throat meaning I havent had sex in awhile according to this article......

    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight Mike
    Having sex by yourself does not count, it takes two.... :lol:
    :shock: hmmmh thanks for the heads up :P
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