Police officers responded with their guns drawn to a man reported to be carrying a bomb in his suitcase at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport last Thursday.
The good news is the screener detected the bomb. The bad news is it was only after the entire terminal was evacuated that TSA officials told the cops that the bomb was fake, and the “passenger” carrying it was actually a TSA employee testing screeners’ explosives detection abilities.
No word whether the TSA’s uniform allowance will cover the soiled pants of the TSA decoy.