Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9
if i were there i wouldn't be sitting in the seat, my sleeping bag would be open and i'd be down on the floor comfortably.
it is mathematically impossible for either hummingbirds, or helicopters to fly. fortunately, neither are aware of this.
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