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Lol. Mike, have another sip of coffee and take one more look at the part that says "language VERY NSFW." lol
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As for coffee, never drink the stuff :mrgreen:
You're right. I had the one video bookmarked and forgot to consider what the rest of the entire site contained. Sorry guys, I'll remove the link and have another cup of coffee myself.
Do you have dirty balls? (safe for work)
Bear + trampoline
Senator Scott Borwn SNL skit:
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/ ... r/1197994/
Give it a while, the guy is actually very entertaining
Real-life grandma watches 'Jersey Shore
"What is that haircut?"
"It's called a blowout."
"Sure is."
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Let's just call this a Tommy fail
Old guy has a funny laugh!
That Avatar review was pretty damn funny. " Half the time I thought I was back in the 1960's, when my grandkids put LSD in my coffee. " :lol:
Rock, paper scissors (Budlight commercial)
Buried alive gag, fast forward to about the 2:30 minute marker
SNL does another one!
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/ ... el/1199682
Ratings for the Olympic biathlon would be a lot higher if it were like this:
Tired of your woman pushing you around, this is for you
http://natebloch.com/
That guy needs a hug:
Young dude learns to never mess with old people (video is dedicated to our favorite old person, Mr Moose)
My wireless access disappeared!
McDonalds fail
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HOLY CRAP, That is really a WIN.... McDonalds is serving REAL CHICKEN!!! And now with the Angus burgers
they have real burgers too! :lol:
I actually listened to this show today. she was oblivious to eveything Leo was saying.Quote:
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Nothing new...I once had a phone call where a guy wanted me to turn back on his internet and was YELLING at me for quite some time. I was confused that he had no internet and was digging very deep into the account because obviously we HAD to have done something wrong for him to be so upset with us. As it turned out he had NEVER had internet and I explained that we would be more than happy to sell him the internet to he could get his XBOX 360 online... HE WAS SCREAMING LIKE A CRAZY PSYCHO "turn back on my F'in internet you #$%#$% A$$#o%e" And on and on and on... His filth floorin filth only got worse, then He wanted to speak with a manager. That is when I reminded him that he was STEALING the internet from his neighbors wireless and was stealing services from our company, I would be more than happy to get a manager but warned him that he may not want to speak with a manager as they can press charges for theft of service....and then asked again if he wanted the manager. The customer promptly hung up.
He could not get the clue during the phone call and was yelling VERY LOUDLY at me for over 20 minutes... and was cussing like a sailor at me for the entire call.
He called back a few minutes later.... 3 times!!!!
Some people do not have a clue and do not want a clue.
Thief fail
Daily Show Jon Stewart on Journalist ChatRoulette
Combine hockey with curling!
I just sent my sister that video…we’re all going to regret it and I'm not even joking cause she’ll annoy the heck outta my mom who will try to murder me cause I'm the one who sent her it and I’ll probably survive but be in an insanely bad mood [considering my mother just tried to kill me] and go on a killing spree myself which will trigger a killing spree on your part which will piss off Michelle Obama [because you'll kill Obama] who will bomb Japan for no particular reason therefore pissing off the Japanese who will bomb the U.S. into ashes floating on the ocean which will be renamed the Paclantic since they’ll be connected and that’ll piss off the Canadians cause U.S. and Canada are buddies so they’ll destroy Japan which will piss off Germany cause they’re old friends [WWII] and Germany will bomb Canada and Greenland cause it’s too close to Canada and cause it’s not green and Mexico will get bored and join the fun and bomb Spain cause everyone knows Mexico’s jealous of Spain and Spain and Portugal are right next to each other so Portugal is gone, which makes South America mad cause some of them are Portuguese so they’ll murder Mexico. in the meantime Europe and Asia are busy ****ing each other up bloodily cause they’re Eurasians and that only leaves Antarctica, Australia, and New Zealand. The kangaroos in Australia will hear the news that the only humans left in the world are living there and revolt therefore making mankind extinct and they’ll have a nationwide party that’ll make the penguins and polar bears jealous cause they’re too busy freezing to have parties so there’ll be a kangaroo-polar bear war and all will be extinguished therefore bringing about the end of the world. geddit?
Holy Sh*t Kenny....how many have you had so far today? That was quite a rant.
http://www.longislandwallpapers.com/...52_3AC6u-O.jpg
I never thought anyone could party harder than that guy.... I was wrong! :lol: