Dont Despair Guys There Is A Girl Out There For You...

[Gerard]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/06/10/2011-06-10_new_york_man_says_hes_married_to_a_mannequin_ta kes_his_wooden_wife_on_tour_upsta.html

[JHNA57]

That is SO WRONG!!

[gonzalu]

You think he's ok upstairs?

[Art at ISP]

This is just wrong on so many levels....how does he deal with the splinters?

[flyboy 28]

I hope there's enough space on the mothership for both of them.

[threeholerglory]

I hope there's enough space on the mothership for both of them.

you may have to take her back if the mothership can only accommodate him...

[Spunker]

OMG what does he do for termites?

[coachrowsey]

As others have said, this is so wrong.

[JHNA57]

Just a man and his "woody"

[megatop412]

Still, given a choice between this guy or Bernard Madoff(or a million other cockroaches, take your pick), I'd pick this guy every time. Much more harmless to mankind. Let him talk wheel his toy around our great nation as much as he wants.