Daily Life Quotes

[PhilDernerJr]

I will, and I urge you all as well, to use this thread to post random unique, strange and funny quotes tha tyou hear in daily life.

Today, I submit the following. A coworker, obviously not from around here, asked me this question:

"Have you ever heard a horse or a cow pee on a flat rock?"

[flyboy 28]

The other day at lunch I heard "...so I pulled out and saw that the condom had broke."

:shock:

[MarkLawrence]

As a colleague used to say..."I'm working flat out....flat out like a lizard drinking"

[wunaladreamin]

My grandmother, rest her soul, was ever the optimist. "You're gonna lose...so get used to it."

[Matt Molnar]

Walking past two guys on the N train last week: "Once she invites you to bed it's pretty much an invitation to do whatever you want to her."

[Matt Molnar]

My grandmother, rest her soul, was ever the optimist. "You're gonna lose...so get used to it."
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." —Homer Simpson

[RDU-JFK]

I overheard this in an elevator in T3 at LHR after I landed from JFK several years ago:

Father: "So you threw up 5 times [on the flight]"
Son: "Yes."
Father: "Drink your seltzer."

[Midnight Mike]

"It's a vagina, not a clown car."


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[T-Bird76]

"It's a vagina, not a clown car."


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I just seriously spit out what I was drinking! That is FREAKING GREAT!

[Midnight Mike]

I just seriously spit out what I was drinking! That is FREAKING GREAT!

Thank you, I am here all week :mrgreen:

[Matt Molnar]

A quote of sorts:
http://www.wachtersinchina.com/images/planebuttcrack.bmp

[Futterman]

Hillary Clinton was here in Lafayette, IN the other week, hot on the heels of Obamamama. We were discussing this at the airport; Larry is the Chief CFI at Purdue.

"Hey, Larry, Hillary's coming in later today."
"Yeah, I know. And she's actually using an airplane, not her broomstick!"

[stuart schechter]

Matt, remind me to never get on a US plane again, I don't want to go to sleep on someone's ass

[GrummanFan]

Overheard in Home Depot today:

Young boy to mom: So wait, which one is pregnant, the boy or the girl?


This thread reminds me of the site http://www.overheardinny.com

[stuart schechter]

From http://www.overheardinny.com

10AM Stupid Question, Stupider Answer

Clerk behind counter: Has anyone given you anything to carry on or placed anything in your bags that you aren't aware of?
Passenger: How would I know?

American Airlines Terminal
Kennedy Airport, New York

[PhilDernerJr]

very wise man today told me "Don't forget that it's always cleaner to wipe from front to back."