Live longer, don't get married

[Midnight Mike]

World's 'oldest' person dies aged 116 after putting his long life down to never marrying

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1811 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=503030&in_page_id=1811)

[moose135]

Yeah, like that's a big surprise!

You know why most married men die before their wives? Because they want to :wink: