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hiss srq
05-24-2007, 11:07 PM
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa , half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America , well-developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India , very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France - Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia , lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia , very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia , with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan . Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick.
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T-Bird76
05-25-2007, 07:43 AM
That is great! :lol:

jran225
05-25-2007, 05:51 PM
HAHA :D This is absolutely hilarious!! Thanks for sharing man!

moose135
05-25-2007, 09:27 PM
Very nice, Ryan. Hope Mel doesn't see this thread :shock:

hiss srq
05-25-2007, 09:36 PM
Ehh... I am not worried shes still America with some India in the mix. (See I can be nice to her)

Mellyrose
05-25-2007, 09:59 PM
Haha. I saw the thread the second it was posted. I had plenty of comebacks and even a remark about how the title of the thread doesn't quite make sense, but I didn't really have the energy. ;)

But all in all, the joke is SLIGHTLY clever.


And, Ryan...thanks for the compliment, really - BUT be careful...Phil WILL kick your ass. 8)

PHL Approach
05-25-2007, 10:38 PM
And, Ryan...thanks for the compliment, really - BUT be careful...Phil WILL kick your ass. 8)

Phil would also see it as a compliment! :roll:

nikon50bigma
06-08-2007, 10:09 PM
HAHA lol

RDU-JFK
06-09-2007, 09:31 AM
Great post!

threeholerglory
11-13-2010, 11:10 PM
this is quite possibly one of the greatest pieces of literature i've had the good fortune of reading...therefore i will dig it back out of the bowels of the forums

Derf
11-14-2010, 12:05 AM
36 to 40 is FRANCE???? More Like ANTARCTICA.... With a touch of the Iceberg known as Pluto! Boy is this thread wrong! Funny but NOT ACCURATE AT ALL!

hiss srq
12-24-2010, 06:43 AM
Fred, that is because you are the husband........ Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaaha