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mirrodie
01-29-2007, 09:44 AM
Notice to all airmen...(that's nyca members to you ;) )

Effective Immediately

Our son will no longer be called the Flight Engineer.

After many repeated and effective strategic bombings, preceded by natural gas attacks, he is now to be regarded as the Bombadier.

cancidas
01-29-2007, 10:46 AM
LOL!! i see you guys are having fun...

Art at ISP
01-30-2007, 07:50 AM
You mean Bombardier?

You call him a regional jet????


Best wishes to you all....

Art

mirrodie
01-31-2007, 05:13 PM
NO, I mean he was a bomber.



actually, considering yesterday's events, he's now a missle launcher. A real top gun!

PhilDernerJr
01-31-2007, 05:15 PM
Mario, wait until you see the gift I got for the baby. Almost kinda relates.

Derf
01-31-2007, 05:24 PM
Watch out for the Strafing runs when you go to change the diaper......
those are worse than the bombing runs!!! :lol: :wink:

PhilDernerJr
01-31-2007, 05:57 PM
FLARE FLARE!

mirrodie
01-31-2007, 08:24 PM
Watch out for the Strafing runs when you go to change the diaper......
those are worse than the bombing runs!!! :lol: :wink:

WEll, that was the missile staccato yesterday!!!


Five minutes ago, another strafing run was held. Emphasis on "run". But I foiled the savage attempted attack that was heading :shock: for my shirt!

Derf
01-31-2007, 08:43 PM
Hint....WET WIPE!!!!

Baby boys feel the freedom and the cool air on the wet little wanker and......
LOOSE FIREHOSE!! LOOSE FIREHOSE!!!! The trick is

AS YOU PULL BACK THE DIAPER, COVER THE THINGIE WITH THE WET
WIPE AND KEEP IT THERE UNTIL THE OTHER DIAPER IS POWDERED
AND READY! IT IS A LAW, LEARN IT FAST OR DO LOTS MORE LAUNDRY!

I have lots more tips from many years of use. ;)

mirrodie
01-31-2007, 08:52 PM
I know, I have it down pat!

But unfortunately, the little guy had no mercy for mom and launch missles yesterday. Casualties were high.

I will continue to amass such tips though!