Airport - Derfs Movie review (Many Pics)

[Derf]

I made this a few years back and posted it on AD.com...I figured you
may want to see it,

Airport, I believe it was released in 1969 and is the best of all the Airport
series movies with heavy hitters like Burt Lancaster and Dean Martin.
However Jacqueline Bisset did get to fly the 707! Here is my distorted
take on the movie.
http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/6PDVD_001.jpg


Something you will not see anymore. Back then the enviroment could
take it!
http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/6PDVD_002.jpg

The weather was bad and the guys figured it would be a light day, BudLight!
http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/6PDVD_003.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/6PDVD_006.jpg

Pilot was singing and not looking at the turnoff and runs into the snow
http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/6PDVD_007.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/6PDVD_010.jpg

Always have fun with your wife
http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/6PDVD_011.jpg

And your girlfriend
http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/6PDVD_012.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/6PDVD_014.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/6PDVD_016.jpg

The guys trying to dig this aircraft out for like an hour. If this was Buffalo,
it would have taken one guy with a t-shirt on 3 beers in 30 min to dig that
somb!tch out
http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/6PDVD_015.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/PDVD_017.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/PDVD_018.jpg

We secretly replaced the regular coffee with Laxo-Coffee. The fast acting
laxative to see what 100 people and 2 restrooms will do to an average
plane ride!
http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/PDVD_020.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/PDVD_022.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/7PDVD_026.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/7PDVD_031.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/7PDVD_032.jpg

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http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/PDVD_036.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/PDVD_037.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/PDVD_038.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/PDVD_038b.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/PDVD_039b.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/PDVD_040.jpg

He goes in the can and has explosive diarrhea
http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/PDVD_046b.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/7PDVD_047.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/7PDVD_048.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/7PDVD_049.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/7PDVD_051.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/7PDVD_052.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/7PDVD_056.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/7PDVD_058.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/7PDVD_059.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/7PDVD_060.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/PDVD_062.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/7PDVD_063.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/7PDVD_068.jpg

http://fromtheflightdeck.com/temp/nycaviation/movie%20review/airport/PDVD_069.jpg
This goes to show you that Laxatives and airframes do not mix.

[K9DEP]

wow :roll:

[MarkLawrence]

Holy s**& - that's funny!! :)

[moose135]

You have a strange mind Fred...I like that in a person :D

[lijk604]

Holy Crap Fred!!! That's great....hey someone, pull my finger! :lol: :roll:

[Garri767]

Nice spare time ya got there fred! ;-) all i can say is that was better then the original version ;-)

[cancidas]

i think i know what movie i'm taking to work with me tommorow...

[Derf]

I hear ya, Flight of the Intruder rocks!!!! :lol: :wink:

Thanks guys :D

[Tom_Turner]

haha.. very funny Fred... If anyone wants a preview of this classic, its on Youtube... Nice 707 footage... Transglobal titles.. looks like early 60s Luftansa..

wwMunnxIsH4


Tom

[mirrodie]

I CAN blame Dean for cheating on his wife.. He should have chosen right from the get go WOW :shocked:


As I read through, I though, Damn, Fred, too much time on your hands...

Then I read the following, again, in the midst of the laxative induced chaos,

'Aw ****, Somebody....PULL MY FINGER!!!' and could not help but laugh. LOL Funny!



Now whats this about Flight of the Intruder? I loved that flick. We need a new movie highlightin the A-10.

[Bellucciman]

I forgot how HOT Jackie was and still is!

[G-BOAD]

that was funny like hell! Great job!
i never heard of the movie Airport but Airplane was on TVland or TLC recently. is it something like that?

[moose135]

i never heard of the movie Airport but Airplane was on TVland or TLC recently. is it something like that?

Airport was played as a serious drama/thriller. Airplane spoofs Airport, as well as many other old aviation disaster movies.

[Derf]

that was funny like hell! Great job!
i never heard of the movie Airport but Airplane was on TVland or TLC recently. is it something like that?

should I post my take of Airport 79 Concorde? (No word clouds but the storyline is funny enough)

[mirrodie]

wold love to see it fred.


what about airport 75. i loved that jacky black gal....actually not sure of hte name but she was a fox with an eye turn