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Midnight Mike
2006-10-23, 10:17 PM
Lion statues deemed too risqué for children's park in Arizona
10.22.2006

Eight lion statues with bared anatomy will have to find a new kingdom.
The statues guard a children's water-fountain park and sit across from what will soon be Arizona's largest cineplex in Glendale, just north of the new University of Phoenix Stadium.

The concrete beasts are depicted raising their rear ends in the air, each hovering over a terror-stricken ram in what some perceive as a sexually suggestive pose. The lions' tails are swished to the side, leaving their, er, pride in plain view.

Developer Ellman Cos., which is building the Westgate shopping and entertainment plaza, said the statues will be gone before the center welcomes its first customers next month.

"We're removing more than the anatomy," company spokes-man Jeffrey Hecht said. "We're removing all the lions."

Hecht said Ellman was not pressured to get rid of the beasts. "(The statues) represent too much of a gargoyle or medieval feel that was out of place from the Arizona Deco architecture of the center," he said.

Construction workers have been making jokes about the lions, but at least one doesn't think they should be scrapped.

Children wouldn't give the lions a second thought, said Biff Bennett, who installs sprinkler systems at the site.

"If it's killing a ram, I don't see anything unnatural with that," the Phoenix resident said. "It's a male lion. Are you going to remove the gonads of a lion in the zoo?"

Glendale Councilwoman Joyce Clark said the statues aren't appropriate for a family park. "I can see children getting an instant lesson in the birds and the bees, which maybe their parents wouldn't want them to have," she said.

Hecht said the molded, mass-produced statues were ordered by a landscape architect, and that the company is still deciding whether to replace the statues with public art.

"We're still in the design phase of what we're doing," he said. "We're testing different items and features to see if they will work or not. The general consensus is the lions do not work."

lijk604
2006-10-24, 10:17 AM
...so now we have to censor art. I guess we will no longer talk about the Venus DeMilo statues in school anymore or any of the great Greek statues. Hell, we can't teach children about the Olympics then, because back then athletes barely wore a loin cloth!

PEOPLE OF AMERICA --- WAKE THE HELL UP! Political Correctness is KILLING this country!

PhilDernerJr
2006-10-24, 10:19 AM
It's politically incorrect to say the word "hell", John. Tsk tsk. lol

lijk604
2006-10-24, 05:08 PM
Oh I forgot! I guess I will be darned to that warm place that Mr. Satan lives in.

PhilDernerJr
2006-10-24, 09:03 PM
Can't mention Satan, or any other relgiious reference, either. There are non-religious people here, too, and we don't want ot offend them! ;)

sluger020889
2006-10-24, 09:33 PM
thanks for sticking up for me Phil :wink: lol "political correctness" kills me, and I agree it is tearing this country apart.

T-Bird76
2006-10-24, 10:24 PM
Ok maybe I'm confused but I don't see what political correctiveness has to do with this move at all? The fact is these are just stupid statures to have in a park where children are going to play. Answer this for me, how many children's play grounds do you know that have Lions killing a ram while sporting a hard on? NONE! Its just not something you put in a playground, its makes no sense and serves no purpose. I don't think it is bad taste, it just doesn't fit plain and simple. Its and entertainment complex put something that reflects the purpose of the complex. Its not political correctiveness it just doesn't fit. Is it so hard to believe that the management said, "you know what these things really are dumb, lets do something else." This is the media blowing something out of proportion again.

Midnight Mike
2006-10-25, 07:30 AM
Ok maybe I'm confused but I don't see what political correctiveness has to do with this move at all? The fact is these are just stupid statures to have in a park where children are going to play. Answer this for me, how many children's play grounds do you know that have Lions killing a ram while sporting a hard on? NONE! Its just not something you put in a playground, its makes no sense and serves no purpose. I don't think it is bad taste, it just doesn't fit plain and simple. Its and entertainment complex put something that reflects the purpose of the complex. Its not political correctiveness it just doesn't fit. Is it so hard to believe that the management said, "you know what these things really are dumb, lets do something else." This is the media blowing something out of proportion again.

Tommy the Lion statue probably looked something like this.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v726/MidnightMike/Joke%20Photos/Back.jpg

So, I doubt the Lion was sporting any wood, in the article, they spoke about removing a Lions gonads....

T-Bird76
2006-10-25, 08:45 AM
So, I doubt the Lion was sporting any wood, in the article, they spoke about removing a Lions gonads....

I was being sarcastic Mike...... its one of my many talents.

JennyPie
2006-11-02, 01:43 PM
why would you have a statue of a lion and a ram at a children's water-fountain park anyway? haha "terror-stricken"

yaas
2006-11-02, 06:51 PM
Forget the children's park, what's up the the big hoo-ha hanging out on the statues at the Columbus Circle mall? ehh? eeh? anyone?