PhilDernerJr
2006-10-18, 11:54 AM
Every workplace has an entertaining collection of workers' personalities. Some of the funniest things I've ever heard or seen were because of something a coworker did or said....whether they were trying to be funny or not.
Sometimes you just have a coworker that just has some classics quotes. Not necessarily funny, but still entertaining, depending on the kind of person they are.
Share your stories. I guess I'll start with a yarn or two.
I recall working in sales at an internet company. Commissions were the name of the game, and I remember two coworkers got about two sentences into a squabble over who's customer was whose. They didn't get loud or show much anger at all, but they quickly became quiet, stood up, put on their jackets, and went to the elevator.
Five minutes later, they came back upstairs. One guy had a freshly swollen eye, and the other guy had a smirk of victory. Fighting is one thing, but these guys acting as those having a fistfight on the sidewalk was a professional meeting to figure out who got that check or not.
Classic.
Sometimes you just have a coworker that just has some classics quotes. Not necessarily funny, but still entertaining, depending on the kind of person they are.
Share your stories. I guess I'll start with a yarn or two.
I recall working in sales at an internet company. Commissions were the name of the game, and I remember two coworkers got about two sentences into a squabble over who's customer was whose. They didn't get loud or show much anger at all, but they quickly became quiet, stood up, put on their jackets, and went to the elevator.
Five minutes later, they came back upstairs. One guy had a freshly swollen eye, and the other guy had a smirk of victory. Fighting is one thing, but these guys acting as those having a fistfight on the sidewalk was a professional meeting to figure out who got that check or not.
Classic.