To infinity and beyond.

[Mellyrose]

This is another thread who's only purpose in life is to get us through our long, grueling days at the office. When nothing else exciting is happening on the boards, and you've had just about enough of ask/answer, please join us here. We'll call it "the storyboard"

Simple rules. Each post must be no more or less than 4 words. There will be no quoting or arguing in this thread. Trust that if you break this rule, your post will be deleted.

I know that most of you have played games like this when you were younger. We are about to embark on a never-ending story. Let's see how many pages this one winds up being.

NUMBER ONE RULE: Be creative! That's all I ask!






The other day I...

[Alex T]

went into my car...

[UrbanExplorer222]

turned the ignition..

[MarkLawrence]

swore - turned it again

[Mellyrose]

got out and checked

[MarkLawrence]

kicked all four tires

[Matt Molnar]

and they fell off.

[Mellyrose]

Well, at that point

[MarkLawrence]

I decided to walk

[UrbanExplorer222]

to the nearest gas station..

[Derf]

and buy a beer

[JRadier]

because I couldn't drive anyway

[Mellyrose]

(remember, 4 words ;))

. Suddenly, while walking I

[Derf]

got a phone call

[JRadier]

but I decided to

[lijk604]

ignore the call and...

[JRadier]

buy a very nice...

[Mellyrose]

pair of very expensive

[MarkLawrence]

shoes that I might

[T-Bird76]

Give to my firend

[Mellyrose]

. I can't believe how

[jran225]

...amazingly generous I am...

[Alex T]

to do such things

[MarkLawrence]

I hope that someone

[JRadier]

will reward me for

[UrbanExplorer222]

all the crappy times

[T-Bird76]

I spent with you

[Derf]

and your uglyass mother

[Mellyrose]

I said too much,

[jran225]

..so I left town.. :)

[UrbanExplorer222]

On a train to

[JRadier]

the far away county

[Matt Molnar]

called Suffolk, aka Bumble****...

[T-Bird76]

I meet this woman

[lijk604]

with really big hair

[T-Bird76]

who was total bitch

[Mellyrose]

and smelled of Nair!

[MarkLawrence]

She winked at me

[T-Bird76]

Making me start gagging

[Mellyrose]

worse than her nagging

(I'm sorry, I'm into the rhyming thing ;))

[Ari707]

her aroma filled the

[JRadier]

room in wich several

(100th post, I'm on here far too often)

[T-Bird76]

small pigmies were drinking

[MarkLawrence]

tall smoked glasses of

[JRadier]

a funny colored drink

[T-Bird76]

that tasted like ****

[jran225]

..and eating some disgusting..

[Mellyrose]

pies that mom made

[MarkLawrence]

poor Mom..she always

[T-Bird76]

was a bad cook

[jran225]

..was horrible at cooking..

(haha Tommy, great minds think alike, eh?) :lol:

[GrummanFan]

but one time she

[Mellyrose]

made this great tasting

[JRadier]

but unfortunately very smelly

[T-Bird76]

Fish, liver, frogleg meal

[JRadier]

after wich the family

[Mellyrose]

all puked it up!

[T-Bird76]

all over mom's carpet

[Alex T]

everyone had to clean...

[JRadier]

wich took a lot

[MarkLawrence]

of time better spent

[JRadier]

on doing something that

[jran225]

..makes somewhat more sense.

(Haha, this is awesome)

[lijk604]

Playing with their favorite

[Mellyrose]

pieces of equipment which

[Matt Molnar]

are illegal in many

[Mellyrose]

states such as Arkansas

[JRadier]

, Alabama but not in

[Mellyrose]

New York, but not surprising

[Alex T]

they were found in....

[GrummanFan]

...the hands of zombies...

[MarkLawrence]

who were just on

[JRadier]

a nights out with

[jran225]

..Snap!, Crackle! and Pop!.

[Tower Air]

And started eating the last

[jran225]

..stash of Rice Krispies! :)

[Alex T]

to which we made....

[MarkLawrence]

pointed remakrs about their

[jran225]

..strange post-mortal appetites..

[Mellyrose]

That might seem weird

[JRadier]

but in reality, it

[Iberia A340-600]

is quiet the norm

[Tower Air]

as i allways say...

[GrummanFan]

...If it isn't normal...

[JRadier]

It's usually abnormal, unless

[GrummanFan]

it is abnormally normal

[jran225]

After they finished eating...

[Iberia A340-600]

they went into the

[MarkLawrence]

living room to sit

[Mellyrose]

down for a bit

[UrbanExplorer222]

and talked about things.

[Iberia A340-600]

Then the phone rang...

[PhilDernerJr]

[MODERATOR NOTE: Some posts deleted so to continue the story's flow.]

...and I picked up...

[Alex T]

and answered it happily...

[lijk604]

only to have the

[Iberia A340-600]

operator tell me that

[Tower Air]

Airplanes no longer existed so i should go and play and.

[T-Bird76]

operator tell me that

No such number existed.

[Steven Holzinger]

Then we decided to watch some television...

[Mellyrose]

No such number existed.

I ripped the phonebook ;)

[T-Bird76]

and broke my nail

[UrbanExplorer222]

it started bleeding alot

[Mellyrose]

found a band-aid and

[SCOTYDEMCO]

some hydrogen peroxide but

[T-Bird76]

The bottle was empty

[UrbanExplorer222]

So instead I used,

[MarkLawrence]

a cheap bottle of

[Matt Molnar]

Liquid Plumber, which kinda

[Mellyrose]

stung, but nevertheless I

[T-Bird76]

Walked out the door

[MarkLawrence]

thankful that all parts

[Ari707]

were still attached and

[T-Bird76]

working as they should

[K9DEP]

later in the day

[T-Bird76]

I saw a friend

[Matt Molnar]

eating a chocolate squirrel

[MarkLawrence]

and enjoying a glass

[T-Bird76]

Mango orange flavored Koolaid

[Mellyrose]

of milk from a

[Iberia A340-600]

old paper bag, it

[UrbanExplorer222]

It had a name

[MarkLawrence]

I called it Angel

[cancidas]

but angel really looked...

[Ari707]

like the devil so

[T-Bird76]

with the blue dress

[MarkLawrence]

and red flaming hair

[T-Bird76]

That looked like me

[Iberia A340-600]

but didn't like TWA

[Ari707]

so she flew on

[UrbanExplorer222]

to a destination unkown

[T-Bird76]

Arriving the next morning

[Mellyrose]

at an airport nearby

[T-Bird76]

Moon over Maho Beach

[cancidas]

straight to the bar...

[T-Bird76]

She meet this man

[MarkLawrence]

with a camera in

[Mellyrose]

his left back pocket

[PhilDernerJr]

Set in Tv mode

[mirrodie]

Where did you take

[T-Bird76]

That great picture from

[Mellyrose]

Don't you think that

[T-Bird76]

Some people are tools

[cancidas]

they just don't try...

[Mellyrose]

at all to be

[cancidas]

anything resembling cool like...

[MarkLawrence]

Bart Simpson does and

[Alex T]

lisa as well!

[T-Bird76]

lisa as well!

four words Alex!!! Moving on.....

Phil did it aswell

[Mellyrose]

[quote="Alex T":676ae]lisa as well!

four words Alex!!! Moving on.....

Phil did it aswell[/quote:676ae]

um, tommy...that was FIVE words. Don't yell at Alex if YOU can't even follow the rules! :P GOSH

moving on...

Phil does it too

[Alex T]

[quote="Alex T":1428c]lisa as well!

four words Alex!!! Moving on.....

Phil did it aswell

um, tommy...that was FIVE words. Don't yell at Alex if YOU can't even follow the rules! :P GOSH

moving on...

Phil does it too[/quote:1428c]

hahahaha tom got yelled at!!!

anyhow.
phil does it too....

my words--along with his girlfriend...

[T-Bird76]

Alex got a beating

[lijk604]

for being a smartass

[Alex T]

heeeey that hurt me:( lol


so he went to..

[MarkLawrence]

complain to Mel and :)

[T-Bird76]

she said "Go Trude"