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Mellyrose
2006-05-11, 09:42 PM
Inspired tonight by a severely romantic comment, this thread is now dedicated to our administrator...and the ****ed up or twisted things he says on a daily basis.

I'll start you off with this doozy, uttered just moments ago:

"Am I getting any tonight, or should I rub one down in the shower?"



How remarkably suave. :?

Feel free to add anything you feel falls into this category.
PhilDernerJr
2006-05-11, 09:59 PM
I know it isn't Valentine's Day, but I like to throw my baby sweet nothings like that once in a while. lol

But hey, not to bash "him", but at least I show my face and a little personality, unlike other aviation site administrators. ;)
Matt Molnar
2006-05-12, 12:26 AM
I've planned entire days around getting laid. We like seriously do need to know these things ahead of time.
NIKV69
2006-05-12, 06:42 AM
"Am I getting any tonight, or should I rub one down in the shower?"

Very well put and to the point, but isn't the correct term "rub one out"?
T-Bird76
2006-05-12, 09:20 AM
Ah I know a good one. Phil really is a hit with the ladies... Set the stage, LA, Oct 2005 bar with a couple B and C list celebs, annoying girl bothering Phil.

Phil's dashing response to her... "I knew I've seen you before, you were in the Rocky Horror Picture show."

Girl exits stage left, ahahahahaha
Midnight Mike
2006-05-12, 09:23 AM
I'll start you off with this doozy, uttered just moments ago:[/i]

"Am I getting any tonight, or should I rub one down in the shower?"



How remarkably suave. :?



Sheesh Phil, you smooth talker you, talk about the Ultimate Leg Spreader! HA!

By the way Phil, I hope you cleaned the shower when you were finished... :shock:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v726/MidnightMike/Avatars/man_shampooing_hair_lg_clr.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v726/MidnightMike/Avatars/hand_shakinging_beverage_can_md_clr.gif
Midnight Mike
2006-05-12, 09:52 AM
"Am I getting any tonight, or should I rub one down in the shower?"

Very well put and to the point, but isn't the correct term "rub one out"?

Phil did not pop a Viagra yet, so, rub one down would have been correct. :lol:
mirrodie
2006-05-12, 10:49 AM
"Get out of my butt!"

-Anonymous



Now we know WHO the anonymous guy is, huh Mel ;)
Mellyrose
2006-05-12, 01:38 PM
"Get out of my butt!"

-Anonymous

Now we know WHO the anonymous guy is, huh Mel ;)

Herbal tea just came out of my nose and my coworkers are looking at me funny now.


I'll leave Phil to explain this one. :twisted:





Sheesh Phil, you smooth talker you, talk about the Ultimate Leg Spreader! HA!

By the way Phil, I hope you cleaned the shower when you were finished...

There was no need....due to no mess....due to... :wink:
Alex T
2006-05-12, 01:40 PM
"Get out of my butt!"

-Anonymous



Now we know WHO the anonymous guy is, huh Mel ;)

I always thought it was Tom yelling that to phil perhaps.... :shock:
Mellyrose
2006-05-12, 01:41 PM
That was just too easy Alex. I almost took it but decided at this point, it's far too cliched. ;)
Matt Molnar
2006-05-12, 03:06 PM
There was no need....due to no mess....due to... :wink:

Phil shoots blanks?
PhilDernerJr
2006-05-12, 05:42 PM
****, some guys are quick to backstab the second a chick is present, huh? lol

LA was a good time. Hwoever, I spent a lot of my time publicly berating fools in social scenes. Those days are now behind me.....until I go back to LA. lol

As for the butt comment.....I won't go there. ;)
Alex T
2006-05-12, 06:27 PM
That was just too easy Alex. I almost took it but decided at this point, it's far too cliched. ;)

but it still had to be said :D
mirrodie
2006-05-12, 10:53 PM
As for the butt comment.....I won't go there.
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Uh, ahem, well, apparently, its a no fly zone anyway, so you AREN'T going there ;)
PhilDernerJr
2006-05-12, 10:59 PM
"You pushed on not an ok push-place."

Melanie said this about 37 seconds ago. You figure it out.
Hyder
2006-05-15, 01:46 AM
okay although i have no quotes i just wanted to say to Phillip right here and right now.

If you show me another ****in dick puppet i will come to your place and rearrange your fricken face.
Alex T
2006-05-15, 08:41 AM
"You pushed on not an ok push-place."

Melanie said this about 37 seconds ago. You figure it out.

Did you push the wrong button? :shock:
T-Bird76
2006-05-15, 09:16 AM
okay although i have no quotes i just wanted to say to Phillip right here and right now.

If you show me another ****in dick puppet i will come to your place and rearrange your fricken face.

One of the talents Phil is particularly proud of. LOL