AIM Away Messages

[PhilDernerJr]

You see some really random things in people's away messages. Sometimes it's like an answering machine saying they are away, sometimes it's something funny, a line from a movie or a joke. Lots of girls will use song lyrics to show their current mood. Often you'll even find someone leaving the last word in an argument or a message to their loved one that everyone gets to enjoy.

I realized yesterday how many people are on my list that I just don't talk to anymore. So I went down and started reading away messages. This was my favorite. I don't know if it's a line from a movie, but I hope it's from an argument, because that would be ****in funny:

"because you're such an expert at marraige?!?! what happened to your wife michael . . . oh, that's right, she died."

Go through your AIM buddy list and pick out the funniest...but only if it's funny.

Don't share anything that the person might think is too personal or might give away their identity if they might not like that.
****in ouch. I love it.

[cancidas]

"sterilization administered"

no idea what that's about, he's crazy.

[Corey]

"huntin', sippin', dippin', muddin', tail-chasin'.......git 'er done"

They are just endless from this guy.

Corey

[Mellyrose]

Most of them are boring tonight, since all my loser friends are out for "Mardi Gras"...so most away messages have some form of "Fat Tuesday" in them.


Even though none of them live in New Orleans


(actually, one of them does)



Funniest one tonight: "Betta watch out for dem slick boots.....cuz dey slick"

[PhilDernerJr]

People celebrating Mardi Gras who are not in New Orleans......pathetic.

Talk about being desperate for an excuse to drink.

[Mellyrose]

Talk about being desperate for an excuse to drink.


Agreed. Though some people might accuse us of being "boring"


That's ok....we know the truth. ;)

[Mellyrose]

OK, this isn't an away message...but it is part of a conversation I am having right now. I thought it was too funny not to share. Pathetic, but hilarious:

EXXXX7 (12:21:24 PM): im a slut
EXXXX7 (12:21:31 PM): bigtime hoe bag
EXXXX7 (12:21:51 PM): but if im a hoe bag.... im a coach hoe bag

:shock:

please note, this is not ME saying this

[Hyder]

Hxxxxxxxx3: hey maya are you a "mexican or a mexicant"
nxxxxxxxe: i mexican do ANYONE!

i love coming online to aim to see that EVERYONE got their hot damn away messages up. :x

[Steven Holzinger]

I dress so sharp that just looking at me can cut you.

A Good Friend Will Pick You Up When You Fall, But A Best Friend Will Laugh And Trip You Again...

why? why did itunes delete all of my music from my ipod when i didnt even click on anything? i just plugged my ipod into the computer and opened itunes and poof. everything was gone. WHY???

work/meeting/school......not feeling well, give me a gun!


cheerleader: before we shop how about some pan asian cuisine?
the-ugly-one: 3 spring rolls please
pan-asian cuisine man: MSG'D !
the-ugly-one: OW! my stomach lining!
cheerleader: we'll worry about that one later...

i effing love t33n girl squ4d !!!


the smallest word i know is I..the sweetest word i know is LOVE..and the only thing that will remind me of that will be YOU.

Work...then picking up my M-249 Mark 1 cause we all know Happiness is a Belt Fed Weapon :-D

Word is born
Fight the war, **** the norm
Now I got no patience
So sick of complacence
With the D E F I A N C E
The mind of a revolutionary
So clear the lane
The finger to the land of chains
What? The land of the free?
Whoever told you that is your enemy

[moose135]

People celebrating Mardi Gras who are not in New Orleans......pathetic.
Talk about being desperate for an excuse to drink.

Yeah, like I need an excuse to drink :D

[PhilDernerJr]

Work...then picking up my M-249 Mark 1 cause we all know Happiness is a Belt Fed Weapon :-D

Whoever said that is the man.