Airplane Vocabulary

[Tower Air]

Hey Guys Can you give all The words That Come to your head Cause I am doing a story for My School Newspaper

[jakbar]

1) Tower
2) Air

[UrbanExplorer222]

1.)This
2.)Thread
3.)Sucks

[IslipWN]

1.) Yes
2.) it
3.) does

[UrbanExplorer222]

1.)Ha
2.)Ha
3.)Ha
4.) Why
5.) Is
6.)This
8.)In
9.)General
10.) Discussion?

[Tower Air]

C'mon Guys don't mess around I'm being serious

[IslipWN]

exactly how do you write a story from the words that we post?

[PhilDernerJr]

1) Guys,
2) please
3) don't
4) mock
5) members

6) Thanks


lol

[lijk604]

1) One
2) Tough
3) Assignment.
4) Good
5) Luck!

[UrbanExplorer222]

1.)Sorry
2.)Phil

[IslipWN]

1.) Sorry!

[Tower Air]

exactly how do you write a story from the words that we post?

Like when you went to school when you wrote it that's how i'll type it!

[IslipWN]

Like when you went to school when you wrote it that's how i'll type it!


:?:

[Derf]

Suck Squeeze Bang Blow (What a Jet engine does...or a prostitute)
Eject (if you mix it up with ejaculation....it is OK, the action is the same)
Stick (each cockpit has two and they are usually very sensitive)
Horizontal Stab (The snap on piece in Airbus Aircraft)
Control Surfaces (Move your stick and get a big reaction)
apron (the piece of clothes that the barmaid on the plane never wears anymore)
Contrail (this is really just bull**** altogether.....It is really Chemtrails!!!)
Coordinated Turn (a turn that is done by a pilot that can walk and chew gum at the same time)
Deadstick (Can't keep it up!)
Divert (what happens when the pilot is talking to the CIU (Chick In Uniform) that has big Brest's...
Drag....(This is now useless because pilots can no longer smoke in the cockpit)
Ramp (the little thing on the end of the harrier carriers)
Yaw (when you lean to the side to fart......Left-Pilot or right-Co-Pilot

There are 3 more but I am tired......aw bull****, My wife is hotter than a
Bunny in heat! Later!

[lijk604]

Thanks Fred!

I needed that laugh!

[mirrodie]

Horizontal Stab (The snap on piece in Airbus Aircraft)



ouch fred..... didnt see that til my second cup of coffee. yikes!

[jakbar]

ouch fred..... didnt see that til my second cup of coffee. yikes!

It didn't take me nearly that long to see this line:
aw bull****, My wife is hotter than a
Bunny in heat! Thanks so much for sharing that Fred! :roll: