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PhilDernerJr
07-22-2005, 05:36 PM
Some highlights from my week:

Most Random Comment of the Week:

"It was a great hole."

Best Activity of the Week:

Digging a 4.5 foot deep, 4.5 foot round hole in a beach on Fire Island, deep enough to reach water deeper than our ankles.

Second Most Random Comment of the:

"She scrubbed the Beluga Whale tank with a toothbrush."

Best Response of the week:

Subway musician sang a song, I gave him a dollar. He sang a second song, and came up to me expecting more money. "Yo want another dollar? What is this, ****in iTunes?"

Most Inappropriate Dialogue of the Week:

Girl: "I had an abortion last December"

Guy: "Did you get to keep the Zygote?"

Quote of the Week:

Hyder saying (in a thank you speech after winning an online sports game championship that he was obsessed with) "and finally [I'd like to thank] Yaas for patiently talking with me on 5 minute intervals [on instant message] and not thinking that I was touching my meat."

yaas
07-22-2005, 06:05 PM
yay! i win by default

Hyder
07-22-2005, 10:46 PM
Best Response of the week:

Subway musician sang a song, I gave him a dollar. He sang a second song, and came up to me expecting more money. "Yo want another dollar? What is this, ****in iTunes?"

Man i wish i came up with that one. :lol:

T-Bird76
07-22-2005, 11:13 PM
Most Random Comment of the Week:

"It was a great hole."

The hole was so great it was an affront to GOD!!!!!!

PhilDernerJr
07-23-2005, 05:06 AM
If anyone wants to hear the Dirtiest Quote of the Week, PM me.

Another one to add:

Best Pickup Line of the Week:

(A white guy to a group of Indian girls) "Excuse me, ladies, do you outsource?"

PhilDernerJr
07-23-2005, 05:08 AM
Most Random Comment of the Week:

"It was a great hole."

The hole was so great it was an affront to GOD!!!!!!

You know, Tommy, we shouldn't even try to explain. Kid these days just don't understand what a good hole is.

PhilDernerJr
08-29-2005, 09:57 PM
Best Instant Message of the Week:

Friend: i think im gunna die, if i do ur in charge of my entire Lifestyle. u have to have my body stuffed and wear me on ur back and bring me to partys

Best Public Insult of the Week:

Dumb people are like Slinkies. They hold no real value, but they are fun when you push them down stairs."

Quote of the Week:

"I told them I didn't want tomatoes! Look at these things! They look like day-old abortions!"

Matt Molnar
08-29-2005, 10:33 PM
Best Line on the Pam Anderson Roast

Some comedian making fun of Courtney Love:
"How is it possible that you look worse than Kurt Cobain?"

PhilDernerJr
08-29-2005, 10:53 PM
I also want to add, as always, there is a Dirty Quote of the Week. IM or PM me to learn it.

yaas
08-29-2005, 10:57 PM
Best dumb blonde comment of the week:

him: "i love on 54th and 10th"
her: Oh there's a lot of warehouses around there... Do you live in a warehouse?