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  1. 2010-05-03, 06:46 PM #1
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    A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum

    A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum by friends as, reports claim, a joke.

    Doctors in Sichaun, China, apparently found the creature, a 50cm Asian swamp eel, in the 59-year-old man's rectum after he had died from internal bleeding.

    The eel had reportedly done severe damage to the man's intestines.
    While doctors were initially baffled as to how the eel could have gotten there, the man's friends allegedly confessed that they had inserted the live creature as a joke after a bout of heavy drinking.

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  2. 2010-05-03, 06:53 PM #2
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    Re: A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum

    so you mean Ryan S is no longer with us?!
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  3. 2010-05-04, 03:10 PM #3
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    Re: A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum

    I thought this was another gerbil thing but this is just totally nuts. Amazing.
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    Re: A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum

    Thread is useless without pics.
    EVERYONE IS THERE TO SEE THE SHERPA!
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  5. 2010-05-04, 06:28 PM #5
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    Re: A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum

    EWWWwwwwww
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    Re: A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum

    Quote Originally Posted by threeholerglory
    so you mean Ryan S is no longer with us?!
    Mike S is not going to be with us much longer either. :p :evil: :twisted:
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    Re: A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum

    wow - what more can one say except to say I dont know if is more bizarre or disturbing..

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  8. 2010-05-05, 01:30 PM #8
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    Re: A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum

    Rectum!!! You killed 'em!!!!
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  9. 2010-05-06, 11:22 AM #9
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    Re: A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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