i've come upon a conundrum... was having lunch down at Wall St. the other day with a good friend of mine and our respective better halves. i was sitting across the table from my buddy's girlfriend with the sun at my back and while looking at her i noticed a little glint of sun on her face. when i looked more closely i really couldn't believe what i was seeing....
my question is, how do i tell my buddy that his girlfriend has a mustache?
it is mathematically impossible for either hummingbirds, or helicopters to fly. fortunately, neither are aware of this.
You don't. You find out where she lives, hide behind a bush and sneak up behind her with chloroform. Once she's out, throw her in the trunk and take her to a salon for waxing. Afterward, drop her off where you doped her and wait for her to wake up.
It's the only true way to help your buddy.
That, or make fun of him for dating a dude. Good luck!
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Seriously, why would you have to tell him? Wouldn't he already know his girlfriend has facial hair?
"Keep 'em Flying"
Originally Posted by Phil D.
LMAO!! gonna have to try that one... he might take it a little better than me saying "dude, your gf has a mustache!"
it is mathematically impossible for either hummingbirds, or helicopters to fly. fortunately, neither are aware of this.
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