Police report attempt to revive flattened opossum

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/03/26/opo ... tml?hpt=T2

A Pennsylvania man attempted to resuscitate "a road-killed opossum," state police say.

But this was one possum who wasn't playing possum -- the ugly creature remained dead.

Troopers responding to the scene in Oliver Township on Thursday determined that Donald J. Wolfe, 55, of Brookville, was drunk, according to the police report.