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    Half-naked motorist to cops: I lost my pants

    Del. man faces charges after being pulled over while ‘driving commando’

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    A Delaware man who claimed he lost his pants faces drunken driving charges after authorities say the deputy who pulled him over noticed he was in the buff below the waist.

    A spokesman for Maryland's Cecil County Sheriff's Office said 41-year-old Jonathan Schultz "was driving commando" and only partially covered with a towel on his lap, though he was wearing a shirt.

    Lt. Bernard Chiominto said Schultz was stopped Saturday near Rising Sun for going 69 mph in a 50-mph zone.
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    Re: Half-naked motorist to cops: I lost my pants

    I didn't know Phil was down in Delaware last weekend???

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    Re: Half-naked motorist to cops: I lost my pants

    Any chance it was Delaware's own Joe Biden?

    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
    All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
    I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9

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    Re: Half-naked motorist to cops: I lost my pants

    I drove home yesterday in my underware..... REALLY!

    Interesting story....No Shirt, No pants does anyone want to know why?


    P.S. the worst part about this is that I am totally serious!
    The three most common expressions in aviation are, "Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?" and "Oh Crap".

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    Re: Half-naked motorist to cops: I lost my pants

    Quote Originally Posted by Derf
    does anyone want to know why?
    Yes!
    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
    All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
    I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9

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    Re: Half-naked motorist to cops: I lost my pants

    Because I got a little wet taking this!
    The three most common expressions in aviation are, "Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?" and "Oh Crap".

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    Re: Half-naked motorist to cops: I lost my pants

    Wow Fred. That picture is incredible! Your ability to shoot lightning never ceases to amaze me.

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    Re: Half-naked motorist to cops: I lost my pants

    Quote Originally Posted by Derf
    Because I got a little wet taking this!
    That is simply an amazing shot, it is now my wallpaper on my computer!
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    run out of other people’s money.
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    Re: Half-naked motorist to cops: I lost my pants

    He was going 69, but wasn't doing 69? :lol:

    Ok dokey then!
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