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    Worst Pitch Ever

    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
    All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
    I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9

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    Re: Worst Pitch Ever

    He throws like a girl! :D

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    Re: Worst Pitch Ever

    don't they practice for something like that?
    it is mathematically impossible for either hummingbirds, or helicopters to fly. fortunately, neither are aware of this.

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    Re: Worst Pitch Ever

    It was a least better than Ted Kennedy's. (time to duck)

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    Re: Worst Pitch Ever


    at least she threw it straight! :lol:
    The three most common expressions in aviation are, "Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?" and "Oh Crap".

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    Re: Worst Pitch Ever

    Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate delivered the second worst pitch ever at the Mets game on Saturday.

    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
    All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
    I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9

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    Re: Worst Pitch Ever

    As for hte Mayor video, the MLB cried and the video was taken down. However, you can view the clip from his Jimm Kimmel interview, and also hear about how he DID practice for it.

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