We did this on another forum I belong too, with good results...
So name them; I'll go first...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you private?
Private: Sir, five foot nine, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five foot nine, I didn't know they stacked **** that high!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?
Private: Sir, Texas, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog ****, Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, private Cowboy! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human ****ing beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian ****. Because I am hard you will not like me, but the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker is silly and ignorant, but he's got guts. And guts is enough.
Pvt Joker: Do you suck dick, private?
Pvt Pyle: Sir no sir!
Pvt Joker: Buuul****! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, ***got!
-Full Metal Jacket.
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