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    Hadron Collider - explained for all....

    for anyone interested this will help in laymans terms.... :lol:



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    Re: Hadron Collider - explained for all....

    A bunch of scientists doing a hip hop dance. Yeah, that makes me feel like the world isn't going to get turned inside out like a Ziploc bag. :roll:

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    Re: Hadron Collider - explained for all....

    G'day y'all!

    We're still here! :mrgreen:
    And I, I took the path less traveled by
    and that has made all the difference......yet...
    I have a feeling a handle of people are going to be very interested in what I post in the near future.

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    Re: Hadron Collider - explained for all....

    Quote Originally Posted by mirrodie
    G'day y'all!

    We're still here! :mrgreen:
    Oh good! Thanks for the update, since you East Coasters are 3 hours ahead of us West Coasters! So, at least I have 3 more hours left to live :mrgreen:
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    Re: Hadron Collider - explained for all....

    Quote Originally Posted by mirrodie
    G'day y'all!

    We're still here! :mrgreen:
    Apparently it will take sometime before the Earth gets sucked into one of these "Black holes." So it will be a slow death... You know what's funny... Where this thing is located is right on the French boarder...in a heavily French influenced town....Leave it to the French to end the world.

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    Re: Hadron Collider - explained for all....

    I suspect something was lost in the English-French translation and they thought they were ordering a Large HARD-ON Collider. Boy are they gonna be disappointed.
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    Re: Hadron Collider - explained for all....

    Uh oh...

    Hello, I am from approximately two months in the future. On 10/22 at approx 2:34am CET a tachyon
    field failure in the main resonating ring of the LHC causes a "temporal blowback". Shortly
    thereafter, the resulting destruction of the strong nuclear force causes the world to vaporize in
    seconds, while a few of us near the experiment are thrown into a temporal causality loop...
    http://gist.github.com/9810
    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
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    Re: Hadron Collider - explained for all....

    well there you go, world ends in about a month.
    Time to go wild & crazy folks. :roll:

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    Re: Hadron Collider - explained for all....

    Those temporal causality loops are a real bitch.

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