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    Beer contains female hormones

    Another chain forward, I thought this one was pretty clever.


    Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

    It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :

    1. Argued over nothing. [/*:m:xm95adq2]
    2. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.[/*:m:xm95adq2]
    3. Gained weight.[/*:m:xm95adq2]
    4. Talked excessively without making sense.[/*:m:xm95adq2]
    5. Became overly emotional[/*:m:xm95adq2]
    6. Couldn't drive.[/*:m:xm95adq2]
    7. Failed to think rationally.[/*:m:xm95adq2]
    8. Had to sit down while urinating.[/*:m:xm95adq2]


    No further testing was considered necessary.

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    Re: Beer contains female hormones

    Haha, so true! :D

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    Re: Beer contains female hormones

    Clever!
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    Re: Beer contains female hormones

    HAHAHA.. thats very true!

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    Re: Beer contains female hormones

    Damn, I was hoping I'd have a nice pair of boo-bees to play with once I'm drunk.
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    Re: Beer contains female hormones

    No wonder Phil act's like a bitch when he drinks, LOLOLOL ;)

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    Re: Beer contains female hormones

    Haha...

    (And we wonder why women don't post here...)

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    Re: Beer contains female hormones

    Quote Originally Posted by wunaladreamin
    Damn, I was hoping I'd have a nice pair of boo-bees to play with once I'm drunk.
    You still can, though you may get slapped in the face for it. :)

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    Re: Beer contains female hormones

    Quote Originally Posted by flyboy 28
    Quote Originally Posted by wunaladreamin
    Damn, I was hoping I'd have a nice pair of boo-bees to play with once I'm drunk.
    You still can, though you may get slapped in the face for it. :)
    As long as I'm blindfolded...whip me, beat me, make me feel cheap lol.
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