I will, and I urge you all as well, to use this thread to post random unique, strange and funny quotes tha tyou hear in daily life.
Today, I submit the following. A coworker, obviously not from around here, asked me this question:
"Have you ever heard a horse or a cow pee on a flat rock?"
Email me anytime at [email protected].
The other day at lunch I heard "...so I pulled out and saw that the condom had broke."
:shock:
As a colleague used to say..."I'm working flat out....flat out like a lizard drinking"
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Walking past two guys on the N train last week: "Once she invites you to bed it's pretty much an invitation to do whatever you want to her."
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." —Homer SimpsonOriginally Posted by wunaladreamin
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9
I overheard this in an elevator in T3 at LHR after I landed from JFK several years ago:
Father: "So you threw up 5 times [on the flight]"
Son: "Yes."
Father: "Drink your seltzer."
"I can't wait until tomorrow, cause I get better looking everyday"
--Joe Namath
"It's a vagina, not a clown car."
“The problem with socialism is that you eventually,
run out of other people’s money.” - Margaret Thatcher
I just seriously spit out what I was drinking! That is FREAKING GREAT!"It's a vagina, not a clown car."
Thank you, I am here all week :mrgreen:
“The problem with socialism is that you eventually,
run out of other people’s money.” - Margaret Thatcher
A quote of sorts:
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9
Hillary Clinton was here in Lafayette, IN the other week, hot on the heels of Obamamama. We were discussing this at the airport; Larry is the Chief CFI at Purdue.
"Hey, Larry, Hillary's coming in later today."
"Yeah, I know. And she's actually using an airplane, not her broomstick!"
"My wife is an air traffic controller. I married her because I've always wanted to screw the FAA." - B. Wulle
Matt, remind me to never get on a US plane again, I don't want to go to sleep on someone's ass
"lol retart"
Overheard in Home Depot today:
Young boy to mom: So wait, which one is pregnant, the boy or the girl?
This thread reminds me of the site http://www.overheardinny.com
Shoot first, ask questions later.
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From http://www.overheardinny.com
10AM Stupid Question, Stupider Answer
Clerk behind counter: Has anyone given you anything to carry on or placed anything in your bags that you aren't aware of?
Passenger: How would I know?
American Airlines Terminal
Kennedy Airport, New York
"lol retart"
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