...that you can get kicked out of a pharmacy if you ask the pharmacist for "soft, full head" without clarifying that you're in need of a toothbrush.
No more going to Target for me!
...that you can get kicked out of a pharmacy if you ask the pharmacist for "soft, full head" without clarifying that you're in need of a toothbrush.
No more going to Target for me!
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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
And the cops also look at you funny if you ask them for bacon, don't they?
And I, I took the path less traveled by
and that has made all the difference......yet...
I have a feeling a handle of people are going to be very interested in what I post in the near future.
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Yeah, that, too.
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Last week I was at my gym, and they've had a truck parked outside that says "better sex through fitness" on it.
I walked up to three female trainers who were talking among themselves (they don't know me), and told them I had a question. They offered to help, and I said "I have a question about this "better sex through fitness" thing. I've been working out for a while, and I still have no idea what I'm doing with women. Can you help?" Thankfully, they laughed and I still workout there.
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:lol: thats funny PhilOriginally Posted by Phil D.
For most of my professional career, I've known the word "floater" to describe an ocular event.
I recently learned that a "floater" is part of a prank where someone does a "number two" in the tank of the toilet bowl.
And I, I took the path less traveled by
and that has made all the difference......yet...
I have a feeling a handle of people are going to be very interested in what I post in the near future.
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Mario,
Where have you been, dude?
Phil,
Your sense of humor is quite like mine--and that's a scary thing!!!!
It's the fares, stupid
I always knew that to be the "upper decker".Originally Posted by mirrodie
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Saw an ad for a local gym that said "Get the body you want for only $30 a month". I stopped in, pointed to a cute little blonde, and said "I'll take her". I was asked to find a different gym to join.Originally Posted by Phil D.
KC-135 - Passing gas & taking names!
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A few friends an I did this over spring break this year. We got chaps and leather jackets and rode up to a Mcdonalds drive thru in 5 trikes. They cops were almost called on us. We burned plastic outta there!
"lol retart"
I want to clarify that I did in fact do this, but it was not intentional. I was in Grand Central in the early morning and looking for a breakfast meat I could order somewhere, because I smelled it in the air. I didn't realize what I had said until it was over.Originally Posted by mirrodie
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