NOW Really Stay off the Roads!!

[Midnight Mike]

I shiver with fright at the thought of Phil driving on the roads :mrgreen:

[jran225]

I would like to proudly add that in the past two days, I've set off 4 car alarms....just by driving past them with my loud truck. :)

Phil, what kind of exhaust system/muffler do you have installed on the truck? Any idea?

Greets,
-Omar S.

[Midnight Mike]

[T-Bird76]

I would like to proudly add that in the past two days, I've set off 4 car alarms....just by driving past them with my loud truck. :)

In addition, some guy in a condo parking lot thought that I had taken his spot, and thought he woudl block me in. I used skill and talent to squirm out of a tiny gap her left without scratching his car (although I was tempted to just PUSH the thign out of the way with my truck). I learned that he later came out at 3am, seeing the empty spot, yelling out "How did he get out of there?! Where'd he go?!"

Tommy has a photo of what he says is a poor parking job from me. I'll give him the opportunity to try to rip on me first before I give my rebuttal. :-p

Ok....First there will be no Rebuttal! A picture is worth a 1000 words and if you dare try to defend this piss poor parking job I will get in my car and drive into College Point right now and beat you senseless!!!

Now see folks I know Phil for awhile now and knowing Phil's thinking if he pulled into a parking lot and saw this wonderful example of how not to park a classic Phil comment would be made....so Phil go sit in the corner with your head down! hehe ;)

OH and don't say the truck wouldn't fit! I could fit that truck in a space even smaller then that! One must learn their car and you FAILED! LOLOL

[wunaladreamin]

EGADZ!!!

[PhilDernerJr]

HAHA. I was waiting for that.

The truth is that MOST parking lots I've been in have spots that are WAY too small for my vehicle...with my ass sticking out the end. So since I tend to overlap anyway, I am a little liberal with taking two spots like you see in the photo.

In this situation, Tommy was right, I didn't realize that I probably could have fit my truck in just one spot there. However, I was not parked directly in front of the establishment, and was not depriving any other patrons from good parking spots.

In fact, that lot is the ONLY lot I've yet encountered where my truck actually fit in one space.

[Midnight Mike]

Phil

If the big truck is toooo much for you to handle, maybe you should trade it in for something smaller

[adam613]

Heh...and I thought I was bad at parking...

[PhilDernerJr]

I'm thinking about getting tank treads so I don't have to worry about the size of parking spots. I can just roll over vehicles and other obstructions.

[Midnight Mike]

I'm thinking about getting tank treads so I don't have to worry about the size of parking spots. I can just roll over vehicles and other obstructions.

Maybe you need to drive around with "wing walkers" so they can help direct you into a parking space :mrgreen:

[mirrodie]

Maybe you need to drive around with "wing walkers" so they can help direct you into a parking space :mrgreen:

What do you think Tommy was doing there?!

Serious tip next time: Just pull up as far as the van parked next to you. I know though, hindsight is 20/20.

Speaking of which, maybe you need to have your eyes examined?! :mrgreen:

[PhilDernerJr]

Marshallers would be kinda cool actually. I'll leave some wands in my door's shelf thing.

I park fine. Tommy just disagrees with my discretion in space that I take up.

[wunaladreamin]

Now now, we all know Phil just wanted to see iffin there was any action goin on in the back of that van. Iffin the van is a-rockin'...

[T-Bird76]

I park fine. Tommy just disagrees with my discretion in space that I take up.

Yeah....Me and everyone else who's seen the pic seems to disagree to...LOL

[PhilDernerJr]

I do't see what the amount of space I take up has to do with parking abilities. Don't get upset that I didn't let you christen my truck, Tommy.