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    Shutting them Up, Politely

    got this in an email from my father, who to this day has sent me 4 emails and not a single one was junk. anyway:

    When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by
    the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example
    of 'empire building' by George Bush.

    He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many
    of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom
    beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in
    return is enough to bury those that did not return'.

    It became very quiet in the room.
    Then there was a conference in France where a number of international
    engineers were taking part, including French and American.

    During a break one of the French engineers came back into the room
    saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent
    an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does
    he intend to do, bomb them?'

    A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three
    hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are
    nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore
    facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000
    people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of
    fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen
    helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from
    their flight deck.. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?'

    Once again, dead silence.
    A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included
    Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies.
    At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of
    Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone
    was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks.

    A French officer suddenly complained that, 'whereas Europeans learn many
    languages, Americans learn only English'. He then asked, 'Why is it that
    we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than
    speaking French?'

    Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe its because the
    Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have
    to speak German.'

    You could have heard a pin drop!
    it is mathematically impossible for either hummingbirds, or helicopters to fly. fortunately, neither are aware of this.

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    Re: Shutting them Up, Politely

    Haha, very nice!
    nwa FOREVER!

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    Re: Shutting them Up, Politely

    AWESOME!!!! :borat:
    The three most common expressions in aviation are, "Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?" and "Oh Crap".

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