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  1. 2008-02-04, 07:26 PM #1
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    School Stinks

    Middle school issues ban on intentional flatulence
    By Holly S. Anderson
    VillageSoup/Knox County Times Senior Reporter

    CAMDEN (Feb 1): The Merriam Webster Dictionary definition for flatulence is brief: "flatus expelled through the anus." And while it's a natural bodily function, it seems some Camden-Rockport Middle School eighth-grade boys are taking it to new heights and making a game of seeing who can expel the loudest and grossest flatus.
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    According to this week's Fire Cracker school newsletter though, the joke's on the boys as the penalty for "intentional farting" is now a detention.

    "Strange, but true, thanks to a bunch of 8th grade boys, intentional farting has been banned from CRMS," the newsletter said. "It started out as a funny joke and eventually turned into a game. This is the first rule at CRMS that prevents the use of natural bodily functions. The penalty for intentional farting is a detention, so keep it to yourself!" Read more...
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  2. 2008-02-05, 01:41 AM #2
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    Re: School Stinks

    Trying to ban boys from farting, go for it. :lol:

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  3. 2008-02-05, 12:39 PM #3
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    Re: School Stinks

    WHY when I saw Mike posted, I expected a farting image of some sort here LOL


    That will be quite interesting to see how they control this haha

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  4. 2008-02-05, 08:41 PM #4
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    Re: School Stinks

    Brings a new meaning to "Alright, who the hell farted?!" :lol:
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  5. 2008-02-05, 10:44 PM #5
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    Re: School Stinks

    Quote Originally Posted by Alex T
    WHY when I saw Mike posted, I expected a farting image of some sort here LOL
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    Farting in the tub! :mrgreen:
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