I was bored. Sorry.
You know you work at the airport too much when...
...you're driving down the street and you pull over to pick up a can in the road. Not becuase it's litter, but becuase it's FOD.
...you find yourself subconciously avoiding driving behind large trucks because you fear its jet thrust.
...instead of telling your kid "Stay right there, you, in all seriousness, say "Position and hold, Timmy!"
...you chock your car when parking and shut off your headlights at red lights.
...you show up late to a family function and feel the urge to somehow blame Swissport.
...you fly so much that the loadmaster includes your weight in the FAK.
...you refer to one night stands as RONs.
...you take a trip to Thailand to pick up UMs.
...you are sent home from Thailand as a depu.
More to come later.
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