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    China Builds Its Own "Flushing Meadow"

    China Public Restroom Has 1,000 Stalls

    BEIJING (AP) -- They're flush with pride in a southwestern Chinese city where a recently-opened porcelain palace features an Egyptian facade, soothing music and more than 1,000 toilets spread out over 32,290 square feet.

    Officials in Chongqing are preparing to submit an application to Guinness World Records to have the free four-story public bathroom listed as the world's largest, the state-run China Central Television reported Friday.

    "We are spreading toilet culture. People can listen to gentle music and watch TV," said Lu Xiaoqing, an official with the Yangrenjie, or "Foreigners Street," tourist area where the bathroom is located. "After they use the bathroom they will be very, very happy."

    Footage aired on CCTV showed people milling about the sprawling facility and washing their hands at trough sinks. For open-aired relief, there is a cluster of stalls without a roof.

    Some urinals are uniquely shaped, including ones inside open crocodile mouths and several that are topped by the bust of a woman resembling the Virgin Mary.

    "Other bathrooms are all the same. This one is very special, I've never seen anything like it," one visitor to the tourist area told CCTV.

    There are also plans to build a supermarket nearby, which will sell toilet-related items, CCTV reported.
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    Ah yes the might of the mighty Communist way of life once again shows us evel Westerns their power...

    "After they use the bathroom they will be very, very happy."
    After ready this however I can only think of one thing.....hmmm anyone want to take a guess what I'm thinking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-Bird76
    After ready this however I can only think of one thing.....hmmm anyone want to take a guess what I'm thinking?
    They provide services with the same name as a menu item at Friendly's?

    They should call it Blumpkin Bath!
    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
    All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
    I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9

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