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    Ever seen a fart?

    Southwest Airlines-"Once it pop's it's time to stop" Southwest Airlines-"Our Shamu's are almost real" Southwest Airlines -"We blow our top real easy" Southwest Airlines- "You can't top us..... really"

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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I've never laughed so hard. You could really tell he moved to put some muscle into that last one. Thats definately a bookmarker, thanks Ryan.

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    is this what you do when you're not working?
    it is mathematically impossible for either hummingbirds, or helicopters to fly. fortunately, neither are aware of this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cancidas
    is this what you do when you're not working?
    This is probably what he does when he is working! :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mateo
    Quote Originally Posted by cancidas
    is this what you do when you're not working?
    This is probably what he does when he is working! :lol:

    no, he was off the night he posted this. so sad...
    it is mathematically impossible for either hummingbirds, or helicopters to fly. fortunately, neither are aware of this.

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    OMG!!! Ryan that is great! Laughed my ass off.

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    I call BS on this. No way you can get that force through a pair of pants.

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    In all seriousness, I broke a couple of ribs a few years back and in my x-ray, i saw something weird that looked like a chain so i ask the doctor what it was. He said it was a fart waiting to happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corey
    I call BS on this. No way you can get that force through a pair of pants.

    Corey
    When is the last time you had White Castle?
    "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' "
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    Quote Originally Posted by wunaladreamin
    In all seriousness, I broke a couple of ribs a few years back and in my x-ray, i saw something weird that looked like a chain so i ask the doctor what it was. He said it was a fart waiting to happen.
    That is your intestines.
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    Only Ryan would find something like this.

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    That is your intestines.
    Wouldn't my intestines coil back and forth instead of being straight up and down?
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    Ascending and descending colon
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