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    Anatomy of a Woman

    GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:
    Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa , half
    discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
    fertile deltas.

    Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America , well-developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

    Between 31 and 35 she is like India , very hot,
    relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France - Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia , lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

    Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia , very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia , with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

    After 70, they become Afghanistan . Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:

    Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick.
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    That is great! :lol:

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    HAHA :D This is absolutely hilarious!! Thanks for sharing man!

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    Very nice, Ryan. Hope Mel doesn't see this thread :shock:

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    Ehh... I am not worried shes still America with some India in the mix. (See I can be nice to her)
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    Haha. I saw the thread the second it was posted. I had plenty of comebacks and even a remark about how the title of the thread doesn't quite make sense, but I didn't really have the energy. ;)

    But all in all, the joke is SLIGHTLY clever.


    And, Ryan...thanks for the compliment, really - BUT be careful...Phil WILL kick your ass. 8)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mellyrose
    And, Ryan...thanks for the compliment, really - BUT be careful...Phil WILL kick your ass. 8)
    Phil would also see it as a compliment! :roll:

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    HAHA lol
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    Great post!
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    this is quite possibly one of the greatest pieces of literature i've had the good fortune of reading...therefore i will dig it back out of the bowels of the forums
    Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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    36 to 40 is FRANCE???? More Like ANTARCTICA.... With a touch of the Iceberg known as Pluto! Boy is this thread wrong! Funny but NOT ACCURATE AT ALL!
    The three most common expressions in aviation are, "Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?" and "Oh Crap".

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    Fred, that is because you are the husband........ Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaaha
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