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    Wall of clocks! - Joke

    A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
    Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are
    all those clocks?"

    St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a

    Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

    "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

    "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating That she
    never told a lie."

    "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

    St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands Have moved
    twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."

    "Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.

    "Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.
    nwa FOREVER!

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    AHAHAHAHAHAAHA That's great!

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    Around here and near there.
    Awesome absolutely awesome
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