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    Some Pirate Jokes

    Here are two pirate jokes.

    1. What's a Pirate's favorite way to get around NYC?
    The aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr train (R train)

    2. I saw this great pirate film last night--it was rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


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    Usually with bad jokes, you get the sound of a one handed clap.

    Fortunately, pirates already have one hand and you can't actually tell how little applause there is.
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    What's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?

    Arrrrrrrrby's.
    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
    All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
    I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9

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    Avast, me hearties, you need to save these for a while - September 19 is "International Talk Like A Pirate Day"

    http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by moose135
    Avast, me hearties, you need to save these for a while - September 19 is "International Talk Like A Pirate Day"

    http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
    Sorry, couldn't resist, after all it is Maarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by moose135
    Avast, me hearties, you need to save these for a while - September 19 is "International Talk Like A Pirate Day"

    http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
    My school mascot is the pirate, we always have fun on Talk like a pirate day!
    nwa FOREVER!

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    So Bill Clinton and Captain Hook are sitting in a lounge in heaven talking and Clinton looks to MR. Hook and asks him why he became a pirate. Captain hook replies "for plunder and booty!" So than the pirate asks him why he would want such a crazy job as to be a President. to which Clinton looks over with a smirk and says "Oh I just wanted to PLUNDER the booty"
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