Here are two pirate jokes.
1. What's a Pirate's favorite way to get around NYC?
The aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr train (R train)
2. I saw this great pirate film last night--it was rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
That is all. Happy Friday!
Here are two pirate jokes.
1. What's a Pirate's favorite way to get around NYC?
The aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr train (R train)
2. I saw this great pirate film last night--it was rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
That is all. Happy Friday!
"I can't wait until tomorrow, cause I get better looking everyday"
--Joe Namath
Usually with bad jokes, you get the sound of a one handed clap.
Fortunately, pirates already have one hand and you can't actually tell how little applause there is.
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What's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?
Arrrrrrrrby's.
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All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
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Sorry, couldn't resist, after all it is Maarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrch.Originally Posted by moose135
"I can't wait until tomorrow, cause I get better looking everyday"
--Joe Namath
My school mascot is the pirate, we always have fun on Talk like a pirate day!Originally Posted by moose135
nwa FOREVER!
So Bill Clinton and Captain Hook are sitting in a lounge in heaven talking and Clinton looks to MR. Hook and asks him why he became a pirate. Captain hook replies "for plunder and booty!" So than the pirate asks him why he would want such a crazy job as to be a President. to which Clinton looks over with a smirk and says "Oh I just wanted to PLUNDER the booty"
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