“The problem with socialism is that you eventually,
run out of other people’s money.” - Margaret Thatcher
To quote Charles Bronson from Death Wish 5:
Villain (pointing a gun at Bronson): "Do guns make you nervous?"
Bronson: "Guns have their uses. Idiots with guns make me nervous."
"I can't wait until tomorrow, cause I get better looking everyday"
--Joe Namath
reminds me of a far side comic i saw, was an alien in a little space ship with a bumper sticker that read:
"death ray guns don't kill zarbodians, zarbodians with death ray guns kill zarbodians."
it is mathematically impossible for either hummingbirds, or helicopters to fly. fortunately, neither are aware of this.
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