Results 1 to 15 of 15

Thread: Airport - Derfs Movie review (Many Pics)

  1. #1
    Senior Member Derf's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Miller Place N.Y.
    Posts
    4,534

    Airport - Derfs Movie review (Many Pics)

    I made this a few years back and posted it on AD.com...I figured you
    may want to see it,

    Airport, I believe it was released in 1969 and is the best of all the Airport
    series movies with heavy hitters like Burt Lancaster and Dean Martin.
    However Jacqueline Bisset did get to fly the 707! Here is my distorted
    take on the movie.



    Something you will not see anymore. Back then the enviroment could
    take it!


    The weather was bad and the guys figured it would be a light day, BudLight!




    Pilot was singing and not looking at the turnoff and runs into the snow




    Always have fun with your wife


    And your girlfriend






    The guys trying to dig this aircraft out for like an hour. If this was Buffalo,
    it would have taken one guy with a t-shirt on 3 beers in 30 min to dig that
    somb!tch out






    We secretly replaced the regular coffee with Laxo-Coffee. The fast acting
    laxative to see what 100 people and 2 restrooms will do to an average
    plane ride!
























    He goes in the can and has explosive diarrhea



























    This goes to show you that Laxatives and airframes do not mix.
    The three most common expressions in aviation are, "Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?" and "Oh Crap".

  2. #2
    Senior Member K9DEP's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    FRG-TWR
    Posts
    211
    wow :roll:
    Jetblue Pilot departure announcement : "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry ...Unfortunately none of them are on this flight...!"

  3. #3
    Senior Member MarkLawrence's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    1 Miles NNW of NOVAE - KFLL - Davie, FL
    Posts
    3,910
    Holy s**& - that's funny!! :)
    Mark Lawrence - KFLL
    Davie, FL

    Community Manager NYCAviation.com
    email: [email protected]

    http://www.jetphotos.net/showphotos.php?userid=1538
    http://amateuravphoto.blogspot.com

  4. #4
    Senior Member moose135's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Long Island, NY
    Posts
    8,040
    You have a strange mind Fred...I like that in a person :D

  5. #5
    Senior Member lijk604's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    4 air miles SE of ISP.
    Posts
    4,143
    Holy Crap Fred!!! That's great....hey someone, pull my finger! :lol: :roll:

  6. #6
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Amarillo , Texas
    Posts
    141
    Nice spare time ya got there fred! ;-) all i can say is that was better then the original version ;-)
    Two wrongs might not make a right, but three rights make a left!

  7. #7
    Senior Member cancidas's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    traffic two o'clock two miles southbound flight of four C-130s
    Posts
    6,088
    i think i know what movie i'm taking to work with me tommorow...
    it is mathematically impossible for either hummingbirds, or helicopters to fly. fortunately, neither are aware of this.

  8. #8
    Senior Member Derf's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Miller Place N.Y.
    Posts
    4,534
    I hear ya, Flight of the Intruder rocks!!!! :lol:

    Thanks guys :D
    The three most common expressions in aviation are, "Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?" and "Oh Crap".

  9. #9
    Senior Member Tom_Turner's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    New York
    Posts
    2,193
    haha.. very funny Fred... If anyone wants a preview of this classic, its on Youtube... Nice 707 footage... Transglobal titles.. looks like early 60s Luftansa..

    wwMunnxIsH4


    Tom
    "Keep 'em Flying"

  10. #10
    Moderator mirrodie's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Me like the Robert Downey Jr of cooooooookies!
    Posts
    5,746
    I CAN blame Dean for cheating on his wife.. He should have chosen right from the get go WOW :shocked:


    As I read through, I though, Damn, Fred, too much time on your hands...

    Then I read the following, again, in the midst of the laxative induced chaos,

    'Aw ****, Somebody....PULL MY FINGER!!!' and could not help but laugh. LOL Funny!



    Now whats this about Flight of the Intruder? I loved that flick. We need a new movie highlightin the A-10.
    And I, I took the path less traveled by
    and that has made all the difference......yet...
    I have a feeling a handle of people are going to be very interested in what I post in the near future.

    http://www.jetphotos.net/showphotos.php?userid=187

  11. #11
    Senior Member Bellucciman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Franklin Square, NY
    Posts
    363
    I forgot how HOT Jackie was and still is!

  12. #12
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    new york
    Posts
    689
    that was funny like hell! Great job!
    i never heard of the movie Airport but Airplane was on TVland or TLC recently. is it something like that?

  13. #13
    Senior Member moose135's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Long Island, NY
    Posts
    8,040
    Quote Originally Posted by G-BOAD
    i never heard of the movie Airport but Airplane was on TVland or TLC recently. is it something like that?
    Airport was played as a serious drama/thriller. Airplane spoofs Airport, as well as many other old aviation disaster movies.

  14. #14
    Senior Member Derf's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Miller Place N.Y.
    Posts
    4,534
    Quote Originally Posted by G-BOAD
    that was funny like hell! Great job!
    i never heard of the movie Airport but Airplane was on TVland or TLC recently. is it something like that?
    should I post my take of Airport 79 Concorde? (No word clouds but the storyline is funny enough)
    The three most common expressions in aviation are, "Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?" and "Oh Crap".

  15. #15
    Moderator mirrodie's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Me like the Robert Downey Jr of cooooooookies!
    Posts
    5,746
    wold love to see it fred.


    what about airport 75. i loved that jacky black gal....actually not sure of hte name but she was a fox with an eye turn
    And I, I took the path less traveled by
    and that has made all the difference......yet...
    I have a feeling a handle of people are going to be very interested in what I post in the near future.

    http://www.jetphotos.net/showphotos.php?userid=187

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •