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    An Office Etiquette Tip From Phil Derner Jr.

    When I'm doing work from home and I have to go to the bathroom really bad, sometimes I'll undo my belt before I get up. Once I stand and start making my way towards the bathroom, I might unzip and unbuckle, so once I get to the potty, I can just drop drawers and let loose.

    This is done because I wait until the last 26 seconds before "number 2" comes out involuntarily.

    This behavior has become second nature to me, and because of that, I ended up walking down the hall at work with my pants opened up as I made my way to the bathroom.

    Thankfully, everyone was out to lunch at the time, so no one tripped.
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    And your spending the weekend by me to this weekend, god help me. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by NIKV69
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    Does it look familiar?
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    so no one tripped.


    Well, surely not. There were no ants or insects around, right? 8)
    And I, I took the path less traveled by
    and that has made all the difference......yet...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirrodie
    so no one tripped.


    Well, surely not. There were no ants or insects around, right? 8)
    Correct. I see that you know that it hangs to the floor.
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    that quarter inch drop is a rough one!!!!!
    And I, I took the path less traveled by
    and that has made all the difference......yet...
    I have a feeling a handle of people are going to be very interested in what I post in the near future.

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    Next chapter coming soon...when Phil is too lazy to finish peeing before zippering his pants back up.

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    The avatar is a classic! You either know it and love it instantly, or you've never seen it before in your life. I'm squarely in the first camp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mellyrose
    Next chapter coming soon...when Phil is too lazy to finish peeing before zippering his pants back up.
    Why you gotta blow it up? I was working on Chapter Two already!
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    Thanks for the office tip there Phil. Considering I don't have a job yet I'll take it into strong consideration for my first job, although hopefully my first job will be as a baggage handler at SWF. Hm... wonder how I will go to the bathroom at that job? Maybe if I feel the urge to go to the bathroom I'll throw the bag that I'm handling into the hold of the ERJ and then run up the stairs into the gangway and then enter the plane with my belt buckle dangling and my pants falling down. That'd be a nice surprise for those first class passengers now wouldn't it? :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mellyrose
    Next chapter coming soon...when Phil is too lazy to finish peeing before zippering his pants back up.
    Mel

    Oh Mel surely you could do better! :shock: :D I am sure that you are just with Phil, waiting for the next escaped prison detainee to cross your path... :roll:

    But, if you need to stay with Phil, he may need some sort of training...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight Mike
    But, if you need to stay with Phil, he may need some sort of training...
    I've gotten used to the sound of the crinkling from the pee pee pads in our bed. ;)

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    that pull-ups photoshop i made last year would be perfect for this thread. lol

    unfortunately i can't find it to post it
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