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    The neverending "isms" of Phil

    Inspired tonight by a severely romantic comment, this thread is now dedicated to our administrator...and the ****ed up or twisted things he says on a daily basis.

    I'll start you off with this doozy, uttered just moments ago:


    "Am I getting any tonight, or should I rub one down in the shower?"



    How remarkably suave.
    :?

    Feel free to add anything you feel falls into this category.

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    I know it isn't Valentine's Day, but I like to throw my baby sweet nothings like that once in a while. lol

    But hey, not to bash "him", but at least I show my face and a little personality, unlike other aviation site administrators. ;)
    Email me anytime at [email protected].

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    I've planned entire days around getting laid. We like seriously do need to know these things ahead of time.
    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
    All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
    I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9

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    Quote Originally Posted by phil d
    "Am I getting any tonight, or should I rub one down in the shower?"
    Very well put and to the point, but isn't the correct term "rub one out"?
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    Ah I know a good one. Phil really is a hit with the ladies... Set the stage, LA, Oct 2005 bar with a couple B and C list celebs, annoying girl bothering Phil.

    Phil's dashing response to her... "I knew I've seen you before, you were in the Rocky Horror Picture show."

    Girl exits stage left, ahahahahaha

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    Re: The neverending "isms" of Phil

    Quote Originally Posted by Mellyrose
    I'll start you off with this doozy, uttered just moments ago:[/i]

    "Am I getting any tonight, or should I rub one down in the shower?"



    How remarkably suave.
    :?
    Sheesh Phil, you smooth talker you, talk about the Ultimate Leg Spreader! HA!

    By the way Phil, I hope you cleaned the shower when you were finished... :shock:


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    Quote Originally Posted by NIKV69
    Quote Originally Posted by phil d
    "Am I getting any tonight, or should I rub one down in the shower?"
    Very well put and to the point, but isn't the correct term "rub one out"?
    Phil did not pop a Viagra yet, so, rub one down would have been correct. :lol:
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    Now we know WHO the anonymous guy is, huh Mel ;)
    And I, I took the path less traveled by
    and that has made all the difference......yet...
    I have a feeling a handle of people are going to be very interested in what I post in the near future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirrodie
    "Get out of my butt!"

    -Anonymous


    Now we know WHO the anonymous guy is, huh Mel ;)
    Herbal tea just came out of my nose and my coworkers are looking at me funny now.


    I'll leave Phil to explain this one. :twisted:



    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight Mike
    Sheesh Phil, you smooth talker you, talk about the Ultimate Leg Spreader! HA!

    By the way Phil, I hope you cleaned the shower when you were finished...
    There was no need....due to no mess....due to...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirrodie
    "Get out of my butt!"

    -Anonymous




    Now we know WHO the anonymous guy is, huh Mel ;)
    I always thought it was Tom yelling that to phil perhaps.... :shock:
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    That was just too easy Alex. I almost took it but decided at this point, it's far too cliched. ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mellyrose
    There was no need....due to no mess....due to...
    Phil shoots blanks?
    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
    All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
    I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9

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    ****, some guys are quick to backstab the second a chick is present, huh? lol

    LA was a good time. Hwoever, I spent a lot of my time publicly berating fools in social scenes. Those days are now behind me.....until I go back to LA. lol

    As for the butt comment.....I won't go there. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mellyrose
    That was just too easy Alex. I almost took it but decided at this point, it's far too cliched. ;)
    but it still had to be said :D
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    As for the butt comment.....I won't go there.
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    Uh, ahem, well, apparently, its a no fly zone anyway, so you AREN'T going there ;)
    And I, I took the path less traveled by
    and that has made all the difference......yet...
    I have a feeling a handle of people are going to be very interested in what I post in the near future.

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