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    AIM Away Messages

    You see some really random things in people's away messages. Sometimes it's like an answering machine saying they are away, sometimes it's something funny, a line from a movie or a joke. Lots of girls will use song lyrics to show their current mood. Often you'll even find someone leaving the last word in an argument or a message to their loved one that everyone gets to enjoy.

    I realized yesterday how many people are on my list that I just don't talk to anymore. So I went down and started reading away messages. This was my favorite. I don't know if it's a line from a movie, but I hope it's from an argument, because that would be ****in funny:

    "because you're such an expert at marraige?!?! what happened to your wife michael . . . oh, that's right, she died."

    Go through your AIM buddy list and pick out the funniest...but only if it's funny.

    Don't share anything that the person might think is too personal or might give away their identity if they might not like that.
    ****in ouch. I love it.
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    "sterilization administered"

    no idea what that's about, he's crazy.
    it is mathematically impossible for either hummingbirds, or helicopters to fly. fortunately, neither are aware of this.

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    "huntin', sippin', dippin', muddin', tail-chasin'.......git 'er done"

    They are just endless from this guy.

    Corey

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    Most of them are boring tonight, since all my loser friends are out for "Mardi Gras"...so most away messages have some form of "Fat Tuesday" in them.


    Even though none of them live in New Orleans


    (actually, one of them does)



    Funniest one tonight: "Betta watch out for dem slick boots.....cuz dey slick"

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    People celebrating Mardi Gras who are not in New Orleans......pathetic.

    Talk about being desperate for an excuse to drink.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil D.

    Talk about being desperate for an excuse to drink.

    Agreed. Though some people might accuse us of being "boring"


    That's ok....we know the truth. ;)

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    OK, this isn't an away message...but it is part of a conversation I am having right now. I thought it was too funny not to share. Pathetic, but hilarious:

    EXXXX7 (12:21:24 PM): im a slut
    EXXXX7 (12:21:31 PM): bigtime hoe bag
    EXXXX7 (12:21:51 PM): but if im a hoe bag.... im a coach hoe bag


    :shock:

    please note, this is not ME saying this

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    Hxxxxxxxx3: hey maya are you a "mexican or a mexicant"
    nxxxxxxxe: i mexican do ANYONE!

    i love coming online to aim to see that EVERYONE got their hot damn away messages up. :x

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    I dress so sharp that just looking at me can cut you.

    A Good Friend Will Pick You Up When You Fall, But A Best Friend Will Laugh And Trip You Again...

    why? why did itunes delete all of my music from my ipod when i didnt even click on anything? i just plugged my ipod into the computer and opened itunes and poof. everything was gone. WHY???

    work/meeting/school......not feeling well, give me a gun!


    cheerleader: before we shop how about some pan asian cuisine?
    the-ugly-one: 3 spring rolls please
    pan-asian cuisine man: MSG'D !
    the-ugly-one: OW! my stomach lining!
    cheerleader: we'll worry about that one later...

    i effing love t33n girl squ4d !!!


    the smallest word i know is I..the sweetest word i know is LOVE..and the only thing that will remind me of that will be YOU.

    Work...then picking up my M-249 Mark 1 cause we all know Happiness is a Belt Fed Weapon :-D

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    Fight the war, **** the norm
    Now I got no patience
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    With the D E F I A N C E
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    So clear the lane
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    Whoever told you that is your enemy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil D.
    People celebrating Mardi Gras who are not in New Orleans......pathetic.
    Talk about being desperate for an excuse to drink.
    Yeah, like I need an excuse to drink :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven Holzinger
    Work...then picking up my M-249 Mark 1 cause we all know Happiness is a Belt Fed Weapon :-D
    Whoever said that is the man.
    Email me anytime at [email protected].

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