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    Guns Don't Kill People, Dick Cheney Almost Kills People

    Cheney Accidentally Shoots Fellow Hunter
    Feb 12 3:58 PM US/Eastern

    WASHINGTON


    [email protected] Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and injured a man during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, his spokeswoman said Sunday.

    Harry Whittington, 78, was "alert and doing fine" after Cheney sprayed Whittington with shotgun pellets on Saturday at the Armstrong Ranch in south Texas, said property owner Katharine Armstrong.



    Armstrong said Cheney turned to shoot a bird and accidentally hit Whittington. She said Whittington was taken to Corpus Christi Memorial Hospital by ambulance.

    Cheney's spokeswoman, Lea Anne McBride, said the vice president was with Whittington, a lawyer from Austin, Texas, and his wife at the hospital on Sunday afternoon.
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    I bet Cheney wished it was Scooter Liby he was hunting with, lol

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