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    Senior Member Tom_Turner's Avatar
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    Boyfriend trouble? Call in a bomb threat

    ..from your own cell phone no less...

    AIRHEAD ADMITS THREAT

    By KATE SHEEHY February 8, 2006 -- EXCLUSIVE

    A dimwitted teen phoned in a terrifying bomb threat to LaGuardia Airport - forcing panicked passengers to evacuate a plane - so she could buy herself time to get on the flight to avoid an explosive love triangle.

    Airheaded Anna Tarasov, 19, admitted to The Post yesterday that she came up with the scheme because the subway made her late for her impending flight from New York to Georgia to confront a jealous boyfriend.

    "I remember thinking it wouldn't be such a big deal. It totally slipped my mind about the terrorists," the red-faced teen said...

    http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/63191.htm
    "Keep 'em Flying"

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    "Like what do you mean this was a totally bad idea? Like i thought, like it would be ok. Like i did totally not want to see my boyfriend!! He said that he was jealous and i was like w/e and he was like w/e and he was like w/e and i was like w/e so i like called in the bomb threat"

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    Chris, that was pretty ****in funny. lol
    Email me anytime at [email protected].

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    "I remember thinking it wouldn't be such a big deal. It totally slipped my mind about the terrorists,"

    Sure, I recall before terrorists one could just bring your bomb collection carry on board, no sweat.

    Then during the early terrorist days you would have to check them in your bags only...
    "my finger on the shutter button, while my eye is over my shoulder"

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    Good news: She has a myspace profile!

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... D=46691970

    Better news: She looks precisely as dumb as she acts.
    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
    All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
    I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9

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    WOW!
    Just saw her.
    Now whats her real name???

    Wait ..its coming to me....................starts with the letter...................C!

    4 characters...... so close one could taste it...and she really earned it too!......fits like a glove.....
    "my finger on the shutter button, while my eye is over my shoulder"

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    dumbass broad.... i think that those of us that have myspace should leave her a few kind messages. what carrier was she on?
    it is mathematically impossible for either hummingbirds, or helicopters to fly. fortunately, neither are aware of this.

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    how did you find her myspace????? I think some of that bleach she uses to dye her hair got into her brain :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by cancidas
    what carrier was she on?
    AirTran.

    Yesterday's Post gives more details and it gets stranger...

    -- The mother of the "boyfriend" has never heard of this girl and doesn't know who she is.
    -- The event took place quite awhile ago, on November 4th.
    -- The FBI has an arrest warrant for the chick, but unexplainably they haven't bothered picking her up yet.
    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
    All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
    I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9

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