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  1. 2006-01-05, 11:11 PM #1
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    Men's Rules

    Not often that you'll see me post a link, but this sounds like I wrot eit. I love it.

    http://funny2.com/mensrules.htm
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  2. 2006-01-06, 12:52 AM #2
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    so true...
    it is mathematically impossible for either hummingbirds, or helicopters to fly. fortunately, neither are aware of this.
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  3. 2006-01-06, 02:44 AM #3
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    ahaha my favorite:

    "Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her."
    Quote Originally Posted by GothamSpotter
    the extent of showing all was moving their bikinis over to show their vajajays, but only if you were sitting up close and had $$$ out. No Gucci, no coochie!
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  4. 2006-01-06, 10:16 AM #4
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    BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
    Oh that is great!!!!
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  5. 2006-01-06, 06:46 PM #5
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    ya know... handbags aren't that exciting to me

    now shoes... oooooooooooh i love shoes!
    Quote Originally Posted by GothamSpotter
    the extent of showing all was moving their bikinis over to show their vajajays, but only if you were sitting up close and had $$$ out. No Gucci, no coochie!
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  6. 2006-01-07, 10:24 PM #6
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    If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
    that's really all that needed to be said. i love when you drop a date off home after a long night, and like at the exact point in which the car door closes you release the biggest fart in the entire world and go for the soothing scratch of bliss.
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  7. 2006-01-08, 03:00 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyder
    If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
    that's really all that needed to be said. i love when you drop a date off home after a long night, and like at the exact point in which the car door closes you release the biggest fart in the entire world and go for the soothing scratch of bliss.
    You wait for the car door to close? LOL
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  8. 2006-01-08, 03:12 PM #8
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    nasties!
    Quote Originally Posted by GothamSpotter
    the extent of showing all was moving their bikinis over to show their vajajays, but only if you were sitting up close and had $$$ out. No Gucci, no coochie!
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  9. 2006-01-08, 04:00 PM #9
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    You guys need to listen to Tom Leykis

    *Never spend more than $40 on a date.
    *Never date a single mother.
    *When going out to dinner, eat before, when at the restaurant, order a salad.

    Basically, his motto is "How to get more tail for less"

    Oh, & Yaas, his principles work for women as well, it helps to know how men think.

    http://blowmeuptom.com/

    Here is a clip from his show:
    http://blowmeuptom.com/audio/clips/101_faq.mp3

    http://blowmeuptom.com/audio/clips/club-curves.mp3
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  10. 2006-01-08, 05:39 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by T-Bird76
    Quote Originally Posted by Hyder
    If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
    that's really all that needed to be said. i love when you drop a date off home after a long night, and like at the exact point in which the car door closes you release the biggest fart in the entire world and go for the soothing scratch of bliss.
    You wait for the car door to close? LOL
    what can i say, i'm a gentlemen.
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  11. 2006-01-08, 07:08 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight Mike
    You guys need to listen to Tom Leykis

    *Never spend more than $40 on a date.
    *Never date a single mother.
    *When going out to dinner, eat before, when at the restaurant, order a salad.

    Basically, his motto is "How to get more tail for less"

    Oh, & Yaas, his principles work for women as well, it helps to know how men think.

    http://blowmeuptom.com/

    Here is a clip from his show:

    http://blowmeuptom.com/audio/clips/101_faq.mp3

    http://blowmeuptom.com/audio/clips/club-curves.mp3
    Tom Leyis is GREAT!!!!!! he use to be on the air in NY but 92.7 changed formats and no more Tom.
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  12. 2006-01-09, 07:26 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight Mike
    *Never date a single mother.
    not that I'm a single mom or anything, and I haven't gone to the site so i dont know if it's just being silly or not, but...



    ...ah I'm not going to get into it
    Quote Originally Posted by GothamSpotter
    the extent of showing all was moving their bikinis over to show their vajajays, but only if you were sitting up close and had $$$ out. No Gucci, no coochie!
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  13. 2006-01-09, 07:27 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by T-Bird76
    but 92.7 changed formats and no more Tom.
    and what a horrible change! i used to love that station :cry:
    Quote Originally Posted by GothamSpotter
    the extent of showing all was moving their bikinis over to show their vajajays, but only if you were sitting up close and had $$$ out. No Gucci, no coochie!
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