...is laying on my bed right now.
I'm not even getting any.
She's looking at my plane models. On her own, she just identified an AE ERJ-145. I never even taught her ****.
With her coolness and knowledge of planes, I decided that I'm going to auction her off on E-Bay.
Though the auction will start low to attract buyers at 6 cents, I will set a high "Buy It Now" price of 40 cents.
Need I also mention she has ass for days.
Email me anytime at [email protected].
Don't forget to include the PayPal financing option...no payments for up to 12 months.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9
I'll take the buy it now option, Phil you know my address, U can ship her out tomorrow..
i object!
Originally Posted by GothamSpotter
do you accept food stamps?
She is lying on your bed Phil. That means in your bedroom, and you aren't getting any? I thought you had some game!
Auction on ebay? This is getting weird! :shock:
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