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  1. 2005-09-12, 09:15 PM #1
    Matt Molnar
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    Mega Millions

    I'm sorry to inform any of you who are playing Mega Millions...I just purchased the winning ticket, better luck next time.

    Tune in to Channel 7 tomorrow night to see Yolanda Vega read my numbers.
    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
    All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
    I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9
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  2. 2005-09-12, 10:22 PM #2
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    Gotham you are totally daft bc I have sitting right in front of me the winning ticket. I'll send you a fruit basket after I win. lol
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  3. 2005-09-13, 01:22 AM #3
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    i've got the golden ticket
    Quote Originally Posted by GothamSpotter
    the extent of showing all was moving their bikinis over to show their vajajays, but only if you were sitting up close and had $$$ out. No Gucci, no coochie!
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  4. 2005-09-14, 02:55 PM #4
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    Unfortunately, there was a mixup at Lottery Headquarters and they read the wrong numbers last night.

    Oddly, my Mega Millions ticket did contain the first three numbers of last night's Take Five drawing. Had it been a Take Five ticket, I would have won a staggering $21.

    My sources assure me that the problems have been corrected, and that they've already written out a check to me in the amount of $250 million in anticipation of Friday's drawing.
    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
    All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
    I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9
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  5. 2005-09-14, 03:01 PM #5
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    SO i would assume with all that money you win. You will buy the old TWA terminal and put a spotting area on top???? ;)
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