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    wife swap

    so i've decided today that i'm going to be switching wives with one of the guys i work with.

    here's soem background. i treat my wife, like any lady, with the upmost respect. my wife is getting pretty used to my doing stuff for her, especially around the house. her husband is a typical (can't remmebr where he's from) in that he is mostly a stand-off dad. he doesn't do much aroudn the house. she's jealous of the way i treat my wife, and loved the idea that i swap my wife for her so that she can get some of the same treatment my ife gets.

    anyway, phil threathened to make me shoot canon next time we're out unless i posted this....
    it is mathematically impossible for either hummingbirds, or helicopters to fly. fortunately, neither are aware of this.

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    I don't know what you're talkin about with me even telling you to post this, but ok.

    Wife swap....trouble. Girls have cooties.
    Email me anytime at [email protected].

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    Cancidas, I pray you are joking.

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    maybe...
    it is mathematically impossible for either hummingbirds, or helicopters to fly. fortunately, neither are aware of this.

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    If you've ever seen Chappelle's "Trading Spouses" bit, you may want to reconsider. :)
    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
    All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
    I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9

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    If you've ever seen Chappelle's "Trading Spouses" bit, you may want to reconsider

    the man knows what he's talking about!!

    swap now, clap later!![/b]
    And I, I took the path less traveled by
    and that has made all the difference......yet...
    I have a feeling a handle of people are going to be very interested in what I post in the near future.

    http://www.jetphotos.net/showphotos.php?userid=187

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    sorry guys, never seen that one....
    it is mathematically impossible for either hummingbirds, or helicopters to fly. fortunately, neither are aware of this.

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    did you ever do it, or was it all a joke?

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    did you ever do it, or was it all a joke?

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    never got to do it, the job ruined the relationship that i had with this guy's wife, the bull**** is never-ending!!
    it is mathematically impossible for either hummingbirds, or helicopters to fly. fortunately, neither are aware of this.

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    You see, when I read "wife swap" I thought you were trading her for a new lens or something - there's a swap I would have made. :D

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    ahahaha i'd be so emo if i found out i was traded for a lens!
    Quote Originally Posted by GothamSpotter
    the extent of showing all was moving their bikinis over to show their vajajays, but only if you were sitting up close and had $$$ out. No Gucci, no coochie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yaas
    ahahaha i'd be so emo if i found out i wans traded for a lens!
    Yeah, but if it was for a really good lens...

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    as long as that lens kept him warm at night and performed other wifely duties ;)
    Quote Originally Posted by GothamSpotter
    the extent of showing all was moving their bikinis over to show their vajajays, but only if you were sitting up close and had $$$ out. No Gucci, no coochie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yaas
    as long as that lens kept him warm at night and performed other wifely duties ;)
    Well, I doubt the lens would nag him about yard work, so ...

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