With all the office chat that's been happening around here, I figured you guys would appreciate this. My favorite: How to Fill an Office with Packing Peanuts (or at least make it look like you did)
http://www.popularmechanics.com/home_jo ... 56362.html
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9
Nothing says love like a live chicken in your favorite co-worker's locker.
R.I.P. Matt Molnar 1979-2013
#DeleteThePickleSmoocher
LETS GO CAPS!
[URL]http://www.sopicturethis.net[/URL]
Better yet switch the M and N keys around, LOLOL I think I'll be doing that tomorrow...hehe
R.I.P. Matt Molnar 1979-2013
#DeleteThePickleSmoocher
LETS GO CAPS!
[URL]http://www.sopicturethis.net[/URL]
I disassembled a few keyboards today and spelled out people's names on them. A weak year for me.
Email me anytime at [email protected].
Once, I put plastic wrap on the mens urinal. If this lighting is just right, you can't see a thing:mrgreen: :D
“The problem with socialism is that you eventually,
run out of other people’s money.” - Margaret Thatcher
I've done that to toilets. Boy does it smell! This year, i called my mom and told her i got kicked out of school and wanted to tell her before the dean does.
"lol retart"
no pranks for me this year, i think that it would actually be very sad to do what i wanted to do. the majority of the people in my office are so technologically impaired that our operation would grind to a screeching halt for the entire day and i would be in deep doo-doo.
i did get had though, and it wasn't who i though it would be that perpetrated such a vile act. when i logged into my computer today i found (much to not only my surpirse but an office full with both shifts) a picture of a topless young guy playing pool. so i can say that the joke was on me today, and fir the person that pulled it off i have to admit defeat. enjoy victory for now, revenge is even sweater.
it is mathematically impossible for either hummingbirds, or helicopters to fly. fortunately, neither are aware of this.
Same here. Though seemingly innocent, for many people, something such as swapping the "123" with the "789" on the naturally upside-down number pad on keyboards would not go noticed until someone messed something royally.Originally Posted by cancidas
Email me anytime at [email protected].
Had to bring this up.
I never knew revenge would get you a sweater. I thought revenge was sweeter.
it is. oops...Had to bring this up.
I never knew revenge would get you a sweater. I thought revenge was sweeter.
it is mathematically impossible for either hummingbirds, or helicopters to fly. fortunately, neither are aware of this.
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