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you get what you give :P

i've always loved falcons... they're gorgeous

hahaha here's a quick one...may not be too funny.
i was asking what everyone in my office wanted for lunch, but this guy Steve wanted something healthy so in the email i wrote "do you want lunch??...

why would you have a statue of a lion and a ram at a children's water-fountain park anyway? haha "terror-stricken"

that poor bird...i'm surprised he didn't peck his way through his tummy....
ew.

Now, i don't think you have to call Repulican's useless.....do you really truely mean that? everyone is entitled to how they feel....well, at least that's how ADULTS look at it :lol:

Bob Barker is retiring. i just heard that for the first time today....i think it will be hard for a new host to live up to him. Bob and his microphone make the show! lol

hahahaha that's funny Mike!! where did you get it?

btw....it's about time he finaly apologized!!

hey...i'm russian! and so are my sisters. haha.

Another one:

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a

Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and

his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain...

in total this year...just like last, i had 11.

aircraft under tow have the right of way, don't they?

Last year was a disaster! hardly anyone came to my house so that meant we can't let the candy go to waste and everyone at my house had a feast with all of it. (healthy healthy!) hopefully we get more...

i'd have to say the LOT 1st attempt is my favoritest :)
good job :)

oh okay, oops lol the one i was thinking about was this guy ate or smelled something and it was nice, and then the other one was bad and he got slapped....ehh idk i'll keep an eye out for it to get...

lol....they talk about the kid like he was a little angel, meanwhile he was probably throwing a trantrum because he couldn't get his spongebob. but its spongebob so who wouldn't get upset? :lol:

is that the one where they are comparing the taste? and when he tries the product he gets something good, and when he tries the other he gets hit? if it is then yes...it is quite funny. geico...

I'm replying to the original post.....with the internet, Myspace, facebook, even diablo, you should be responsible otherwise you should not be on it...and if you are going to put a picture up...

for example....my bf, haha. it's true though....he just had a check up and he has a slight hearing loss, because he listens to his music too loud.

Now that's what I'm talking about! a 'man' who says something wrong and won't own up to it! now THATS who we need running our country!!

" "I am sick and tired of a bunch of despicable Republicans...

and you know that the next thing in the news is going to be "kid slices self on aluminum and parents are sueing"

hah. okay but really-i'd like to know how he got those parts...regardless if he is...

Also true. it comes down to, being 100% deaf and on the road, is a safety hazard to yourself and everyone around you. discrimination or not.
thats my opinion..

hmm....that's odd because when i worked at FRG they plowed the snow away once it was noticably on the ground, a little silly....but thats how we, and op's did it...but then again, every place is...

Since my last post, I’ve spoken to Jeremy, my UPS man, Benny-DHL and Tom my fed-ex babe...and asked them what they thought. Jeremy and Tom said no way. Benny said that a desk job would be better, or...

Hmm.... how can a women (or man) have respect for anything else, if she can't respect herself enough to leave her cheating husband?? I don't see how you can let something like that slide...what else...